Saturday, January 06, 2007

Third Quarter - Live Blog Continued...

7:19
Third quarter ends the same way the season has gone. Two Homo incompletions.

Burn of the Game: I just told Homo that it may be called Foot-ball, but that's no reason to keep throwing the ball at people's feet!

7:11
Just had a conversation with Andrea Kramer (sideline reporter for NBC)

Me: If you want an interview, just let me know five minutes ahead of time.

Andrea: Huh?

Me: If you want an interview. Just let me know a little ahead of time. I want to prepare.

Andrea: Haha, okay.

Me: So like. Want to right now?

Andrea: No.

Me: Is it because of that five minute thing? Don't be such a bitch.

Andrea: Excuse me?

Me: Can't wait to blog this.

7:06
Homo just said it's a good thing Miles Austin isn't playing NFL Europe or his name would be Kilometers Austin.

I told him that nobody gets his stupid jokes.

7:01
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

I told the special teams that if we want to score we better do it before Homo gets on the field.

Lo and behold:

TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS!

We may survive for me to play again next week after all...

6:58
Two fourth down conversions. First one was about fourth and one Burger. Second one was Fourth and Three Burgers.

BRB - First down and 45 Burgers to go.

6:55
I just said out loud "The Cowboys are challenging the ruling on the field that Homo should still be playing."

lol. I wish people here would shut up so my teammates could hear me.

6:49
I just overheard Coach chewing out Romo. I wish I could repeat it, but I know there are children reading this blog.

... oh well. They grow up fast. Here it is:

"You gotta be fucking kidding me! I told you to protect the fucking ball! Meanwhile you're holding it like a slippery dick! If you're going to act like a dirty cunt I'm gonna treat you like one! YOU UNDERSTAND YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!? DO YOU HEAR ME!? FUCK PISS SHIT PUSSY!"

I'm sorry you guys had to hear that.

6:48

That was quick. 38 seconds into the second half: Another Romo Fumble.

If it's any consolation, our halftime adjustments included Homo fumbling it more often. Coach's logic was "as long as he's not throwing it, we're fine."

53 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

first

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty much.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew --

how do you feel about the Campbell's cheeseburgber soup. Is it burgerific enough for you?

8:49 PM  
Blogger j.j. said...

drew, could god create a football that homo couldn't fumble?

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew, do you consider Hamburger Helper a good thing or a threat to the sanctity of hamburgers?

8:50 PM  
Blogger Jimbolia said...

Late NBC entry -

No
Ball
Control

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew,

Was that you I just saw warming up on the sidelines?

Also for my 2nd Half burger, should I go with the Sante Fe Burger with Chile peppers and Cheese or the Chili Burger with Cheese and Chili?

Thanks,

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that every damn time a Seattle home game is televised, the producers feel compelled to show these homos slinging fish? Is that some type of audition for a quarterback job for Dallas next year?

8:51 PM  
Blogger thomas said...

NBC is going to give that tuna guy his own sitcom before this game is over.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And another holding call on someone in the Dallas secondary. Drew, have you offered playing CB?

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mommy!!

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, NBC could call the show "Big Tuna" and give Parcells something to do. Nothing better than hear Bill bitch and moan about Seattle is so HOMO.

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Pete Hunter said...

Drew, coach just said I would never be as good a Border Patrol as I am a cornerback.

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, is it Gay (or Not Gay) for those guys in Seattle to be wearing gloves that color green? Cuz I think it is making me gay watching it...

Kinda hard to say.

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so uh.... HOW BOUT THEM GIANTS WINNING TOMMOROW? yeah eli will be 50 for 50 678 yards 6 TDS yup...

8:56 PM  
Anonymous John Madden said...

There is going to be a stretch hummer drive by in this booth if Michaels cuts me off again!

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is going on with the coaches on the sidelines?

Parcells does not even have his headset on (given up already?) and Holmgren keeps staring at his play sheet with a look of concentration like he was doing something really important such as reading a burger menu.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew, would you ever EVER consider playing in the Arena Football League or the CFL?

8:57 PM  
Anonymous tom_bradoe said...

Drew,

Does everyone realize the New England would have won the last 5 Super Bowls in a row if Belichick hadn't traded you?

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey drew, if homo can be linked to women like underwood and jessica simpson (and we all know how horrible he is), who are some of the ladies that have approached the future hall of famer on the qb depth chart?

8:58 PM  
Blogger Romo is a Homo said...

Tony Romo

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Been
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8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew - SERIOUS QUESTION.

Who would win at in a BURGER EATING CONTEST?

Bill Parcells
Mike Holmgren

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Quincy Carter said...

Not only can I smoke more weed than Pete Hunter but I'd make a better Border Patrol.

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who are some of the ladies that have approached the future hall of famer on the qb depth chart?

Uhhh, she's guest staring in that "very special" Law & Order SUV episode that they keep advertising every friggin' commercial break.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Homo call the D coverage on the Seahawks TD? Was the 21 ankle-grabber bend over defense?

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Seahawk's receivers can wear green gloves, can Homo's receivers wear orange hunters vest. It might be just what he needs.

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey what's the score?

Is it 103.3?

NOPE, its

13-10...The Ticket....

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shouldnt the time be 8 or 7 o clock. cause ur in seattle, right?

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was not Miles Austin. That was Bledsoe wearing #14 and a hell of a lot of bronze toner.

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good call on the return Drew. Glad you told Parcells to call return left. Does Miles Auston owe you a burger now?

9:04 PM  
Blogger Jimbolia said...

That kickoff return was Homo's best drive of the day.....

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Myles Austin looks like Alex Rodriguez from a TV perspective. Your thoughts, and do you feel your career is similar to that of A-Rod's?

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So seriously, how long till coach puts you in. He's gotta know that like butt holes in the shower with Homo No Lead is safe

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Drew were playing Austin wouldn't have run it all the way back. He would have downed it on the 1 knowing Drew would drive them down filed and eating up time. But he couldn't take any chances with Homo playing.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Darrent Williams #27 said...

Drew, I laughed so hard the other day when St. Peter admitted he was a Giants fan.

lol.

my neck is stiff.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Parcells decide to put Bledsoe in the game? He's got his headset back on and looks like he just woke up?

9:13 PM  
Anonymous John Madden said...

Homo told me he asks madden everytime he plays my game.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Drew "Pass Yards Leader" Brees said...

Drew, I hate to say it buddy, but I hope Tuna leaves Homo in for next week.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Pete Hunter said...

I'm going to point your way on this next interception I make, Drew!

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Not Thomas Jones said...

Julius Jones sucks worse than HOMO...not that Homo is any good either, I am just saying...is there anyway you could play Tailback Drew? Cuz Julius sucks worse than a whore with hole in her cheek.

9:19 PM  
Blogger thomas said...

Someone should tell Romo that a bounce pass isn't legal in football. I think he's confused.

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew
So what if you and Homo matched up against eachother in `? what do you think the final score would be?

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Carrie Underwood said...

How do you feel about cheating on your wife with a country singing icon?

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Lance Bass said...

Yeah, Carrrie, get Bledsoe and stay the fuck away from my Homo named Romo. Bye Bye Bye

9:23 PM  
Anonymous John Madden said...

Michaels just told me I was rambling.

I told him if he wants to ride in the cruiser just to ask but he went on about throwing some fish with a prostitute last night.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homo needs a hug

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Drew Bledsoe's Son said...

Dad, there is some guy here.

I asked mom why he wasn't wearing pants and she said it was a game they were playing and that she'd give me a burger if I went to bed.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous darrent williams #27 said...

They temporarily put me on a little bitty cloud.

It reminds of this one time when me and Jon Lynch took some highschool girls up to a mountain and undressed them on these tiny frozen lake patches.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL. you still suck, your just a ar-tard, lole. Whatever, lol romo for now anyways. Is this really you? Dude.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laura said...
Drew--
The Dallas Cowboys organization got what it deserved for benching
you. The only chance they had to get anywhere this year was with you playing quarterback. Bill Parcells and Tony Homo Romo should
move in together. They deserve each other.

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