Saturday, January 06, 2007

Pregame - The Live Blog Begins


All right, some funny ones. I'll include one digit so you guys know I'm not lying.

Bob Sagat - xx3-xxx-xxxx
Horatio Sanz (xxx)-xxx-xxx3
Mark Summers - (xxx)-9xx-xxxx
IKEA - x8xx-xxx-xxxx
Mom - xxx-3xx-xxxx

No Carrie Underwood or Jessica Simpson, but oddly enough Enrique Iglasius is in here. (xxx-xxx-xx1x)

BRB - kick off.

Lot's of stars out tonight. I saw Bill Gates, Dave Grohl, Al Michaels, and of course: Yours truly.

Mike Holmgren just asked me how I was doing. I told him things were going well. He told me to keep my head up. I told him to stop looking like a Walrus.

Well, I didn't really say that, but I should have. I'm going to look for funny phone numbers in Homo's blackberry. BRB.

Homo and I were just warming up. I challenged him to a throwing contest.

Me: Let's see who can throw the ball farther.

Homo: Hold on, let me get loose here.

Me: Think you can hit those uprights from here?

Homo: No. Hold on. Let me just throw, man.

Me: I don't think you can either.

Homo: Okay.

Then I threw about a 70 yarder. Hit a camera guy right in the back of the neck. Oh, and for those of you wondering, Homo is not looking good. Pretty nervous. Very tight. I'm pretty relaxed though.

4:28PM - Seattle Time

I thought Homo would never leave. He finally just took the field. Took his Blackberry. This thing is pretty sweet. I'm gonna try to figure out where tetris is. I'm really good at that game. Be back soon.

35 Minutes 'till game time. I'm gonna keep the comments section open for business. Feel free to introduce yourself. Let's hear everybodys 1)Name, 2)Location 3) Favorite Burger.

I'll start:

Drew B.
From Washington
Favorite Burger: Hasn't been invented yet.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:29 PM  
Anonymous Mark said...

Name: Mark
City: Philadelphia
Burger: 1/2 pound hickory burger

I saw homo warming up, what are your thoughts on how he looks

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Phil said...

Chilly Philly Cheese Bang ThickBurger

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Cameron said...

Triple Stacker from Burger King
Personally, Homo looks like...well... a homo.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Edward said...

Been looking forward to it all week Drew. Stay suited up though. I'm sure Parcells is going to have to pull Homo for poor play after the 1st quarter.

New Mexico
White Castle

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baa-Baa Burger (Lamb!)

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bloomington, IN
bacon cheeseburger

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Los Angeles
Any burger eaten with Drew B.

(Brees, not Bledsoe)

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BK Octo Stacker (8 patties)

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jazzburger (beef and hot sausage w/ bbq sauce)

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed S
Plain Quarter Pounder with Cheese

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

drew (just like you!)
washington (just like you :) (smiley face)
it hasnt been made yet but i've been thinking about inventing a bun-patty-patty-bacon-bun-chicken patty-patty-bacon-condiments( including a liqufied patty-bun) combo.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bacon Cheese Six Dollar Burger

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chilly Philly Cheese Bang ThickBurger

6:38 PM  
Blogger nathan said...

Double Dream Burger Extra Pickles

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ultimate cheeseburger With egg

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Mac

So Drew, why the hell aren't you starting, I was expecting to watch you rip apart the Seahawks secondary?

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

San Diego
4X4 In-an-Out Burger

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



6:41 PM  
Blogger Cat & Jessie said...

Name: Cat
City: Dallas
Burger: Bacon Cheeseburger

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Cameron said...

Favorite burger

Definitly not the Rothlis-burger

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony H.
Burlington, WI

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whopper w/ cheese - a classic.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joliet, IL
A real butterburger

6:44 PM  
Blogger Abel said...

name: Abel
City: Denton, Texas
Burger: Number 5 no tomatoes on a tosted bun... whatasized, from whataburger. (you live in Dallas drew, you know how good they are)

Homo's ugly and he cant read good.

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drew Bledsoe Drew-Burger

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jason C.
Orlando, Fl
Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese!

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Antonio said...

Antonio Romo
Seattle, Alabama
T.O-Tuna Burger- That's when T.O sticks his meat between Parcells testicles and I bite right into it. Ususally topped with mayonaise

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Brad Johnson said...

Brad Johnson
TouFu burger

can you give me a few pointers on how to be more mobile like you?

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


denton, tx

double cheese burger with chili, bacon, and mushrooms

6:50 PM  
Blogger Marty said...

London, UK
Bacon double-cheese

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jules Winnfield
New York, NY
Royale with Cheese

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What-a-burger - Delish!!!

Let me say this..I don't care who's QB, we just need a win!~!

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bubba Burger

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Colin said...

Washington DC
Sourdough Jack

6:54 PM  
Blogger thomas said...

Genny's Sweet Daddy Burger

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Name: Matt
City: Denver
Burger: Chilly Philly Cheese Bang Thickburger

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bacon Cheese Burger

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whopper w/ bacon and cheese topped with XL portion of Arby's Roast Beef

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fort Worth
Tommy Burgers

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Cameron said...

Drew, do you know how jealous Matt Hassleback is of your talent, looks, charm, and most importantly your hair? Al Michaels interviewed him and asked him what else he wanted in life, Matt said, "Boy, It's pretty easy what I am missing in my life, I wish I had Drew Bledsoe's amazing hair."

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Casey said...

Austin, Tx
Double Chili Ceese and Bacon Burger W/ French Fries(inside the burger)

Look at it this way Drew, you are basically getting paid to have better seats than those other fans, who probably coughed up more dough than T.O. did passes. Besides, it gives you more time to work on your live blog, and think up ways to burn Homo.

7:03 PM  
Blogger herbinator45 said...

London, Ont
any cheese burger over 12 oz.

Jessica Simpson where's the pants in that relationship. Her sister told me the other day. She also told me Homo's peepee's an inny, so they can't have sex.

7:05 PM  
Blogger Jared said...

Charleston, SC
Double Thickburger with Bacon

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Garret said...

Hey Drew, kinda deja vu here but I thought I just saw Homo hugging and chatting with Lance Bass. Did I see what I think I saw?

7:06 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

Austin, TX
Fuddurckers - Buffalo Burger

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Element said...

Redmond, WA

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ty Law
Kansas City
Peyton Manning Burger

7:08 PM  
Blogger j.j. said...


7:08 PM  
Anonymous I own an autographed bledsoe jersey from 1997. I was right then and I'm right now. said...

Name: Vincent Vega
City: Boston
Fav. Burger: Royale with cheese.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pizza Bacon Cheeseburger (Instead of buns, just two slices of Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza separated by a 1/2 pound bacon cheeseburger).

By the way, this is maybe the greatest blog ever. I hope Homo breaks his arm twice tonight.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, great start from crapmatica. drew, you should be the kicker as well as the starting qb, you wouldve put the ball right at the 1 yard line everytime.


7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay Mariotti
Chicago (but temporarily stuck in New Orleans for the time being)
My cardiologist told me no more Ditka's Restaurant for me. Screw him. Any way to get some melted butter and bacon grease pumped into this IV?

PS - Drew, as soon as I get out of this damn hospital, I'll start a bitch and moan campaign to get Halas Hall to sign you. That Grossman bastard playing quarterback is killing me.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous chris "i went to the pro bowl once" miller said...

i am something of a "drew" enthusiast, and find your work (on and off the field) to be just short of god-like. i also feel that maurice jones-drew not winning the ROY award is a crime...
...drew carey's cool too i suppose.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous DJ G9D said...

Staten Island
Rodeo Burger

Seneca Wallace is in as a WR, did you ever think of coming in as a HB, holder, punter or somethin

7:10 PM  
Blogger robin dunlap said...


7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dennys Beer Barrel Pub Belly Bruiser

Coach says next year you can stand on our sideline next year, if you buy a ticket.

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Jon said...

Houston (GO IGGLES!)
Luther Burger

7:13 PM  
Blogger Akshay said...

Akshay A

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fort Myers, Florida
Buffalo Mushroom Swiss Burger
Originally from New England, been a Bledsoe fan since your rookie year, can't wait to see the sweet deal BB will offer you to come back to pick up that poor excuse of a team that Tim Brady kid has been screwing up since you left.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Jon said...

Livingston, NJ
Fur Burger

7:22 PM  
Blogger j.j. said...

hey drew, do you think homo ever cries himself to sleep? you're lookin' warm on the sidelines, btw. maintain that core temp, you'll be in soon.

7:30 PM  
Blogger John said...

Triple Prime Angus Burger

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

qarter pounder with cheese burger

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamburger - No cheese, pickles, fried onions.

Drew - If Tony Homo was a burger, what kind of burger would he be?

7:43 PM  
Anonymous tom_bradoe said...

Nsme: Tom Bradoe (I changed the spelling to show allegiance to my hero)

City: Foxboro MA

Burger: The Big Drew Burger (2 11 ounce burger patties with 11 slices of pickles)

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Justin Benjamin said...

You spelled Witten wrong, why dont you know how to spell your own teammates name?

7:49 PM  
Blogger thomas said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Homo loses this game for the Cowboys, what will be the first thing you will say to your coach afterwards?

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were a burger what kind would you be?

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Mac

Drew, two questions; have you seen the movie 'GoodBurger'? If so, how many thumbs up would you give it?

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To I own an autographed bledsoe jersey from 1997:

I made the Royale with Cheese joke like 15 minutes ago. Amateur.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quarterbacks I hate:

Tom Gaydy
Jeff Gaycia
Gaymond Huard

7:59 PM  
Blogger bum said...

The free kind

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Madden

Seattle/Qwest Field stuck with this no good Al Michaels hogging up all the air time.

Madden Burger/ Double Turducken on Chili flavored Irish roll smothered in Outback Onion Bloomers

"Drew, I've got a video game cover that needs a front man, whaddayasay?"

8:09 PM  
Anonymous John Madden said...

Drew, look up three rows and to the left, my left, no wait, your left and look at the jungle jugs of the one in the purple top.

And Michaels just cut me off again!

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinzers, PA (Formerly New England)
BK double chburger, plain.

OMG, I have never laughed so hard. This blog is sooo hysterical. I may need to get in touch with Mr. Bledsoe himself and tell him to read it. He has a great sense of humor, he'd love it. Keep it going, please.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Pete Hunter said...

Pete Hunter

Seattle/Tunnel @ Qwest Field

McDonald's CheeseSteak

Drew, did you see me fall on that fumble? To think I was trying to think of a way scam these people out of their mortgage before leaving for Border Patrol training, just last week.


I have to go, Coach said something about playing me both ways in the second half.

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Quincy Carter said...

Drew, what it is?

I'm in South Irving waiting for a dub sack imagining how I should be starting right now instead of Homo.

How great would we be with me starting and you guiding me with your clip board?

Oh no, a cop just pulled up! TTYL


Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Canada sucked.

8:41 PM  
Blogger fair hooker said...

Name: Fair Hooker

City: Brooklyn, NY

Burger: The Burgermeister Meister Burger

What's up with Patrick Gay-ton catching that crappy Homo pass to score a touchdown before half? What did you ever do to him?

8:43 PM  
Anonymous John Madden said...

I can't stand the smell in this booth. At first I thought it was me but I'm sure that it's Michaels now.

Even though he just said it smelled like one of the prostitutes from last night in here. Whatever that means.

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Drew
My GF drafted you in our postseason Fantasy Football league and wants to know when you're gonna get your ass in the game?!?
Please hurry, she's about to splode.

Could you please throw a few TD's to Terry Glenn cuz she's on my team.

9:39 PM  
Blogger brilie54 said...

Primanti's Steak 'n Cheese

10:07 PM  
Blogger Fundamentals Of BioTech101 said...

Hey HOMO---got astroglide?

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom B.
Meadow Burger

11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Furburger - NOT!

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sako be
the big kahuna burger

oh yah, tony homo is gino torretta's cousin

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Andrew W
burger of choice- why does aaron brooks start over me

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Farhan C. said...

Name: Farhan
City: Arlington Heights
Burger: Pakastani Burger

12:44 PM  
Blogger chiph said...

Romo has a heavy beat against the cowboys tonight. I wonder who in Vegas paid him off....

10:31 PM  
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