Monday, October 30, 2006

Beginners Luck

First the facts:

We scored three RUSHING touchdowns, one passing touchdown, 3 PAT's and one two point conversion. We won by 21. So the final score without ANY quarterback would have been 27-14. Still seems like a victory to me. Weird.

Now the opinion: (hey, this is still a blog, not a science journal.)

Homo looked lost out there. 24-36, 270 yards, a touchdown and an interception never looked so bad. It's tough to explain because you guys aren't future hall of fame quarterbacks, but the footwork, the timing, the mechanics, were all completely intolerable, and I'm sure that's what Tuna is gonna tell him on Tuesday.

Some behind-the-scenes stuff:

You shoulda heard the guys just whalin' on Homo. Some choice lines.

Julius Jones: Hey, good work out there man. Lookin good! (Said obviously sarcastically.)

MBIII: Nice work Romo. (Though I swear he said Homo. Looks like somebody's been reading the ole' blog!)

Coach: Come on, we're playing well out there, but we need everybody to step up if we want a victory! (You mean you need everybody PLAYING to step up, right coach!? Hey take it easy on the guy, he's only 26!)

Fantasy Tip

To those Homo owners, I think it's time to hit the waiver wire. With Cowboy fans across the world calling for Homo's head I'll give you one guess who's probably starting next week. (And it ain't Quincy Carter!)

I suggest dropping him for a back up kicker (they often pull their hammies) or perhaps even a solid back up tight end (is Jake Klopfenstein available?) And do it before Tuesday, I want him to be owned in less then 10% of leagues so that I can point that out to Tuna on Tuesday. Okay? Promise to drop him? By reading this you are promising to drop him. Okay good, stop reading and go drop him. Seriously.

Have you dropped him yet?


Blogger Internet Creatures said...

Have you packed your bags yet, Drew?

9:18 AM  
Blogger Blazngfyre said...

Drew saying to self: "I knew working with Parcells again would SUCK!"

*stomps feet angrily*

12:28 PM  
Blogger Internet Creatures said...

Drew is beginning to miss Buffalo.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Jerah said...

I really dont understand why you are so bitter. Romo played one HELL of a game last night and may have helped save the season. You are his TEAMMATE Drew. Suck it the fuck up and be a role model instad of a whiny fuckin baby...

2:29 PM  
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2:30 PM  
Blogger nannienanniebooboo said...

I'M the only one who truly understands the Bledsoe "genius". The Patriots were the thankful recipients of "Drewology" when our mighty and all-knowing leader faked an injury to force Tom Brady (who we now know suffered from a horrible lack of confidence because of his tiny penis, which the wise and mighty Drew also helped him with) into not only starting, but leading the team to the Super Bowl victoriously. He's just doing the same thing w/ Tony Romo, (who pitifully suffers from lack of immobility, thanks again o wise and mighty Drew) so........say it with me now Cowboys fans


nannienanniebooboo, i'm OUT.

2:58 PM  
Blogger kingsalmon said...

Dude stop calling Romo a Homo

Your middle name is McQueen!!!

7:05 AM  
Blogger Toph said...

If anything you should be in the hall of fame. because of you 2 QB's are now going into the hall of fame. should we call you the greatest coach alive?

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit pickin on Drew and get "behind" Tony

2:07 PM  

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