There's No Place Like Homo.
Hey guys, I apologize in advance for the shortness of this post. I just got a new cell phone tonite and I just spent the last two hours on hold with technical support because I wanted to make my ringtone the sound of Homo throwing an interception.
They told me I couldn't do it, so I demanded the next best thing. They suggested "The Entertainer" which is catchy, but not even close to what I was going for. I would return the phone but it's got "Snake II" on it, which means its the kind where you can go through walls, and I'm not about to let that go.
Anyway, I'm beat. Burger then bed. Gnite everybody.
They told me I couldn't do it, so I demanded the next best thing. They suggested "The Entertainer" which is catchy, but not even close to what I was going for. I would return the phone but it's got "Snake II" on it, which means its the kind where you can go through walls, and I'm not about to let that go.
Anyway, I'm beat. Burger then bed. Gnite everybody.
posted by Really Drew Bledsoe | 2:18 AM
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Hey Drew!
Remember me? I replaced you back with the Bills in 2002 after Keith Hamilton knocked the squattle out of you. When you got up after that concussion, your immortal words inspired me (and they still do):
"When I got up everything was yellow," Drew said. "I was thinking fairly clearly."
So, what gives, hoss? For the last four years I've been trying to figure out what the fuck that means.
It might be easier to find a ring tone of you bitching. Or of your own interceptions. As of late, there's just been so many of the two that I'm sure the market is inundated with the both. But I can't wait to watch you tommorow. It's always fun to watch a quarterback I paid a huge amount of money for suck tremendous balls only to be replaced by an undrafted rookie froma division 1-AA quarterback. Ain't life a bitch?
Drew - don't even bother to post..There is no amount of parody this week that can counter Romo's performance against Indy..I am sad for you fake Drew, but for this week at least, I will have to be a Romo fan.
Hey Drew!!
Sure, Homo started and didn't complete 4 passes, but we all saw the dropped INT's, the bogus defensive holding call that nullified another INT, the fumble. Wasn't this why Parcells claimed he pulled you?!?! If the defense would've gotten you 5 turnovers, this game would've been over at halftime.
I think it's pretty clear Parcells is going back to you this week though. I was really proud to see you out there all by yourself as the team's lone captain after Ellis' year ending injury.
I also like burgers.
-Your Number One Fan
Man Drew...you are getting hosed here. Although you must admit..Romo has been looking pretty good.
Better keep chowing down on 'em burgers Drew because after that performance by Romo, you're sole purpose now for the Cowboys is to weigh down the bench.
Mariotti still loves you.
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