You're the man Drew...You wouldn't have even had the problem of messing up a snap like homo, you would have been on the bench resting for next week with like a 100 point lead...
wow, they should have a emergency meeting to vote you in to replace homo for the pro-bowl. can't have a nervous crazy player out there doing stuff like that with the league's best, someone could get hurt. get some pineapple slices ready to put on those Hawaiian burgers at the pro-bowl Drew
I think showing Homo those pics of Johnny Mayer and Jess Simpson on New Year's Eve did the trick. You should give him a weggie in the locker room just to finish him off. Maybe he'll cry.
I completely agree that the karma of this blog influenced Tony Romo's incompetence. It is both surreal and completely feasible that the Dallas Cowboys season should end in such a matter.
Folks, come on now. I think you are being a little harsh with Tony Romo. I mean, at least put some change in his cup when you see him living on the streets.
Hey, just think of it like this, if they had left Drew in from the start they never would have been in a playoff game to lose in the first place...Drew, in all seriousness, you are a true hero for us Eagles fans....................................................................................Homo shouldnt even had made the pro bowl to hold for the kicker. He Made Donovan McNabb look like a non-choke-artist.
Classy move not crucifying T H for the blown snap Im sure the media will do it for you and you will have your starting job back. I mean you could have and it would have been funny but I respect your integrity. Just ship Romo up here to the CFL where he belongs
I especially love it because the spread was -2 and the cowboys covered but still lost, Drew, i owe you and your guys 1000 dollars worth of burgers.....Homo should be offered a political position in Iraq, that way he can fuck that country up as bad as he did the cowboys, and we could pull our real americans out of there...you should talk the president about that one Drew...he'll probably give you a lot of burgers for that idea.
There is no denying Romo choked like there was a Wendy's Classic Triple stuck in his gullet... but we need to place the blame on the man who deserves it most: Terry Glenn. That fumble resulting in a safety, which then led to the Seahawks getting a TD on the next possesion is what cost Dallas the game more than anything else.
Scott Norwood never choked that hard. Tony Homo is a washed up has been after a quarter of a season. I hope Gramatica bitch slaps Homo. Bledsoe for 2007
Homo, you retard! You ruined the season! Now Carrie Underwood is going to dump you after you get fired. Experienced veteran Drew Bledsoe was replaced by THIS!!!??
I am just glad that little bitch isn't going tobe running around the field with that homo smirk on his face anymore. The only reason i even watched tonyhomo tonite was to see him fail. Drew give him a spoon so he can eat your ass. That assplug is just a rookie and can't compare to your stats. I hope u play next yr. I was hoping u'd get a chance to show the arm..I have been a fan since your first game. F the pats, bill, and stars.
Hey Drew, I got a question, Where is a Tom Hatey journal, I mean essentially he took your job and did amazing things with it but you seem to be ok because your career with the bills led to all those superbowl rings?
After he gets tackled trying to run in his botched hold, his hand gets stepped on at the goal line... cut up his left hand, too bad it wasn't the right, cuz that's his throwing, i mean, jerking off hand.
i think hes doing good for a new QB...and your just jealous because he got Carrie Underwood! and if this is your way of getting back at someone..GROW UP, seriously. gah im only 17 and i think your freaking ridiculous. get a life. bringing him down doesnt make you look any better
come on give the guy a break, no ones perfect. they sat you because you sucked it up...and now your crying like a little baby weeping infront of this computer and all of these comments are making you feel better. **tear** be a team player "bledsuck"
oh so you just expected Romo to do the dirty work (getting to the play offs) and you can just step in when it counts? well thats not how it works. your the jerk hes the Hero..get over it.
i cried tears of joy tonite.. as a giants fan it was so good to see romo fall.. so dont give me fuck u giants fan because even if we lose tommorw.. we all know manning cant blow it THIS bad...
seriously, this happening is so effing crazy. You did a great job tonight, but you need a day to properly process what happened here. This blog is karmically responsible.
Did anyone even watch this game, every f@ckin throw Romo made was in the ground, He is a hack, a wantabe, a failed pipe dream. Drew at least brings experience and one of the best arms ever in football. Its not his fault the piece of shit line couldnt give him time to throw. Drew would have won this game, no questions. I love how the fans called for drews head and chanted for HOMO...well fans...HOW BOUT THEM HOMOS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I nearly sprained something once I realized that you had live-blogged this game, trying to get to my comp. This was a beautiful idea of a blog; don't feel bad that you underestimated your powers. Happens to us all.
Yall are hating on Romo, but at least he got us to the play offs. Blew Dredsoe i mean Drew Bledsoe wouldnt have even gotten us that far. he sucks, END OF STORY!!
Yeah, sure. The guy whose been part of 2 Super Bowl teams couldn't have played better than this chump of a rookie?
Of course they would have been in the playoffs with Bledsoe. Romo only did good the first few weeks after replacing Bledsoe because Bledsoe left the team some momentum. Romo killed most of that off as the season went on, and with this game he drove the nail in the coffin.
From the Star-Telegram: Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's newfound stardom hasn't given him the big head, but he does have a Fathead.
Romo is the latest addition to Fathead's NFL product line. Fatheads are life-size wall graphics of sports stars. The items were made popular by Chad Johnson and Ben Roethlisberger commercials on ESPN. Yeah, this is going to end well. Other notable Fathead spokesmen: Ben Roethlisberger, Carson Palmer, Rex Grossman, Eli Manning. See a pattern? Motorcycle crash, serious knee injury, serious ankle injury, seriously sucks.
In addition to basically guaranteeing he'll suffer some freak accident (or worse, start playing like Manning, Eli), fans will soon be subjected to Romo Fathead commercials. And if they're as mindless as the current crop, well, I just hope John Cougar Mellencamp and Chevy keep making those "Our Country" ads. It'll be that bad.
That said, it looks like Fathead does have standards. Despite a list of available NFL players longer than Michael Irvin's rap sheet, you can't get a Drew Bledsoe Fathead. Well, unless you're married to him, I guess.
Joe Philadelphia Double Quarterpounder with Barbecue Sauce
As a lifelong Eagles fan/Dallas Cowboy hater, this blog was the funniest, most heart warming thing I have ever read. To read how that team - truly one of the most detestable franchises in all of sports - unraveled through the eyes of 100% Burger Eating American Hero Drew Bledsoe was a thrill.
God bless, Drew.
And thank you Homo, for pulling the biggest choke in the NFL since Scott Norwood. That botched field goal was actually SHORTER than an extra point.
Drew - People thought this website was a satirical farce. A joke. They could not have been more wrong and Homo proved it. You rule! Let's get a burger later today and watch the playoffs at your house!
Hey Cowboys fans, how does it feel to have a gayboy at QB knowing that Bledsoe would have won this game and probably gotten you a home playoff game? You act like the only reason they made the playoffs was because of romo, they only won 9 games in the pathetic NFC. Bledsoe easily could have done that. Romo sucks and he will be out of football by 2008. Quit acting like he's a rookie too, he has been on the team and in the sytem for 4 years, if he was that good he would have played over Qunicy Carter, Vinny T, the Drews (Henson and Bledsoe) and that other pickler puffer chad hutchinson. Cowboys suck and romo is pussy.
I just overheard Coach chewing out Romo. I wish I could repeat it, but I know there are children reading this blog.
... oh well. They grow up fast. Here it is:
"You gotta be fucking kidding me! I told you to protect the fucking ball! Meanwhile you're holding it like a slippery dick! If you're going to act like a dirty cunt I'm gonna treat you like one! YOU UNDERSTAND YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!? DO YOU HEAR ME!? FUCK PISS SHIT PUSSY!"
I'm sorry you guys had to hear that. ******************************* Perfect. Thanks for the entertainment ths year
Wow, Homo keeps posting over and over in this thread. And the worst thing is he doesn't have a clue. The Boys had a better record with Drew than they did with Homo (this doesn't even include the biggest choke in NFC playoff history). How would they have missed the playoffs?
Drew, it's painfully obvious that parcells made a mistake in benching you. With Homo's putrid performance, i wouldn't be surprised to see you leading the cowboys to a superbowl victory next season. Lets go out for burgers sometime ok?
Tony Romo, I still love u! He is so much better then u! He will have the starting Job over u any day! So everyone need to shut up and get a life... he was the one that got us back in the game! U wouldn't have even come close with u the LOSER!
Romo's last-second heave fell incomplete. He walked off the field briskly, head down, and was choked up during a postgame interview. In the locker room, he sat on a chair facing his locker, his shoulders hunched.
"I know how hard everyone in that locker room worked to get themselves in position to win that game today and for it to end like that, and for me to be the cause is very tough to swallow right now," Romo said. "I take responsibility for messing up at the end there. That's my fault. I cost the Dallas Cowboys a playoff win, and it's going to sit with me a long time."
what a dumbass, bledsoe says "funny how T.O is leading the league in incomplete catches with Romo as QB"....T.O HAS A FUCKED UP FINGER YOU DIPSHIT!...it probably hurt him to catch Romos bullets
sounds like someones jealous!! just admit it Drew...you would have screwed it up too, after all thats the reason you were sitting your ass on the bench in the first place!
i love how cowboys fans are the football version of yankees fans. it's fun to be part of this. but anyway. god dammit homo, how did you fuck this up? should have just fucking gone for it if you were going to fumble, jerk. maybe we can trade homo and the other fumble king witten (who killed me in fantasy football, thanks to homo) for the first pick of the draft next year. then we can sign you a real apprentice that you can teach your godliness to. ps- i'll miss your blog
maybe if you had given tony a hamburger, made by you, it would have either made him feel better, and play better (giving you a chance to play next week), or poisoned him so that you could have played last night. hmm... just a thought... you dropped the ball there. or you could have put a penis in there and tony would have been busy for the rest of the night, leaving you to start. o well.
What a pussy! Any pro knows that you always keep your eye on the ball. Only a homo like Romo would blow a fundamental play. I'm glad I never let my team down like he did on Saturday.
Laura said... Drew you are the best! The cowboy games you didn't play in this year sucked! Drew! Drew! Drew! DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE DREW BLEDSOE AND TONY ROMO! im obsessed with the dallas cowboys! i love them u guys had an amazing year dont ever let ne1 tell u otherwise! we got it next year!
first noobs
ReplyDeleteWOO
ReplyDeleteHOMO SUCKS
ReplyDeleteTrade Homo to green bay for some cheese for the post season burgers
WOW. What an ending. Unbelievable.
ReplyDeletethe blackberry should be the last thing on his mind.
ReplyDeletelater
ReplyDeletewow tony homo SUCKS.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the entertainment. I hope you land a starting job next year. You deserve one.
ReplyDeleteYou're the man Drew...You wouldn't have even had the problem of messing up a snap like homo, you would have been on the bench resting for next week with like a 100 point lead...
ReplyDeleteIs Parcells mad?
ReplyDeleteDid you see homo hanging his head on the sideline? he still had a whole play to go and god whatta loser
ReplyDeleteThey need to give you his Pro Bowl spot. You were the reason he got it anyway.
ReplyDeleteHomo sucks, VIVA LA BLEDSOE!
ReplyDeleteYES! YES! BEAUTIFUL!
ReplyDeleteENCORE!!!!!!!! ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!
I bet Drew never fumbled a hold in his -life-.
ReplyDeleteEven during his Hall of Fame Pop Warner career.
Nice hands, Romo.
ReplyDeletefuck this homo
ReplyDeleteI love it.
ReplyDeleteGO HAWKS!!!
Congratulations on reclaiming the starting job next year Drew! Burgers on me!
ReplyDeleteIt's just carma, Drew. Parcells replaced you and that's what he gets. The replacement blows it when the team needs it most.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't even play and yet helped out more than him. (Homo had a negative "helping" score since he helped you guys lose.)
wow, they should have a emergency meeting to vote you in to replace homo for the pro-bowl. can't have a nervous crazy player out there doing stuff like that with the league's best, someone could get hurt. get some pineapple slices ready to put on those Hawaiian burgers at the pro-bowl Drew
ReplyDeleteI'm just sad that there won't be so much to read on this blog anymore. :(
ReplyDeleteCOME ON EVERYONE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWE NEED TO CALL DREW OUT ONE MORE TIME FOR A CURTAIN CALL!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!!!!
homo u fag u had like a 7 game skid. ur a fluke and always will be. i hope you never live this down.
ReplyDeleteDREW!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDREW!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!
Awesome!..
ReplyDeleteEvery in charlotte, I'll buy you a burger.
DREW!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDREW!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDREW!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!!!
ONE MORE PARTING SHOT FOR THAT LITTLE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Romo single-handedly ruined what should have been a Superbowl caliber season for Drew Bledsoe. May Zeus smite him upon arrival in Dallas!
ReplyDeleteThat play happened because this blog exist.
ReplyDeleteGod has a sense of humor, and he also must be a Bledsoe fan.
Thank you.
Homo's Mom was wrong. He's # -1
ReplyDeleteHomo has no business playing in the NFL. Ever.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, make sure that Homo gets every single one of these posts.
I think showing Homo those pics of Johnny Mayer and Jess Simpson on New Year's Eve did the trick. You should give him a weggie in the locker room just to finish him off. Maybe he'll cry.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree that the karma of this blog influenced Tony Romo's incompetence. It is both surreal and completely feasible that the Dallas Cowboys season should end in such a matter.
ReplyDeleteDrew..
ReplyDeleteWe need you.
what a classic choke. God, I feel bad for you Dallas fans. So that's what an all-pro NFL QB looks like, huh???
ReplyDeleteburgers!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW. I bet they'll think twice about benching the great Drew Bledsoe.
ReplyDeleteJohn
Houston, TX
Go IGGLES!
Tony Homo now joins Scott Norwood as among the NFLs most fucktarded...
ReplyDeleteI love you.
ReplyDeletego to hell hes doing better than u ever did in ur life. 2 times u were replaced by rookies
ReplyDeletei hope romo dies of aids.
ReplyDeleteFolks, come on now. I think you are being a little harsh with Tony Romo. I mean, at least put some change in his cup when you see him living on the streets.
ReplyDeleteDrew, thanks for all the memories. I don't even follow the Cowboys but you have a great insight into his talents. You were right all along.
ReplyDeleteBetter Luck Next Year as starter.
DREW!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDREW!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!
TIME TO TAKE HOMO OFF THE GRILL! HIS ASS IS COOKED!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!!
BURGERS!!!!!!!!!
DREW!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL TONY HOMO.
ReplyDeleteDrew Bledsoe for the 2007 season!
BLEDSOE FOR PRESIDENT! 2008! BLEDSOE FOR PRESIDENT!
ReplyDeleteWhat will become of this blog now that the season is over?
ReplyDeleteat least he will have carrie underwood to console him, o wait....
ReplyDeleteHey, just think of it like this, if they had left Drew in from the start they never would have been in a playoff game to lose in the first place...Drew, in all seriousness, you are a true hero for us Eagles fans....................................................................................Homo shouldnt even had made the pro bowl to hold for the kicker. He Made Donovan McNabb look like a non-choke-artist.
ReplyDeletewhat you faggots dont realize is that this is probably the end of the drew bledsoe blog.
ReplyDeletei mean hes not gonna be a cowboy next year so its not like it would be funny anymore
From espn.com:
ReplyDelete"All Tony Romo had to do was put the ball down and let Martin Gramatica make a short kick. He couldn't do it."
Classic!
Ryan
ReplyDeleteFrom Toronto
Bacon Mushroom Melt
Drew
Classy move not crucifying T H for the blown snap Im sure the media will do it for you and you will have your starting job back. I mean you could have and it would have been funny but I respect your integrity. Just ship Romo up here to the CFL where he belongs
Tony Romo sure as hell ain't no Tom Brady.
ReplyDeleteHell, he wasn't even a Drew Bledsoe.
Time to give it up Bill.
BREAKING NEWS!
ReplyDeleteTony Romo has just been shot in the players' parking lot exiting Qwest Field in Seattle.
This may be the end of TonyHomo.com but who knows, maybe he'll buy the site BledsoeBurgers.com or something
ReplyDeleteI especially love it because the spread was -2 and the cowboys covered but still lost, Drew, i owe you and your guys 1000 dollars worth of burgers.....Homo should be offered a political position in Iraq, that way he can fuck that country up as bad as he did the cowboys, and we could pull our real americans out of there...you should talk the president about that one Drew...he'll probably give you a lot of burgers for that idea.
ReplyDeleteThere is no denying Romo choked like there was a Wendy's Classic Triple stuck in his gullet... but we need to place the blame on the man who deserves it most: Terry Glenn.
ReplyDeleteThat fumble resulting in a safety, which then led to the Seahawks getting a TD on the next possesion is what cost Dallas the game more than anything else.
But who threw it to Terry Glenn?? TONY HOMO!
ReplyDeleteYou have to keep this blog going somehow. Just follow Homo around during the playoffs or something. We are nothing without this site
ReplyDeleteScott Norwood never choked that hard. Tony Homo is a washed up has been after a quarter of a season. I hope Gramatica bitch slaps Homo. Bledsoe for 2007
ReplyDeleteI was behind you all the way, Drew. Here's to 2007 :)
ReplyDeleteHomo, you retard! You ruined the season! Now Carrie Underwood is going to dump you after you get fired. Experienced veteran Drew Bledsoe was replaced by THIS!!!??
ReplyDeleteSuper Bowl Prediction: Not the Dallas Cowboys:)
ReplyDeleteT.O is doing his press conference and he says Romo is in tears and is an emotional wreck....
ReplyDeletewhata homo...
Drew you da man!!!
You guys are all being miserable vindicative sons of bitches to Tony Romo. You are all a bunch of worthless ingrates.
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit, without Romo taking over from Bledsoe, the Cowboys would never have even made it to the playoffs.
Grow up you lazy jerks. That kid needs comfort and compassion, not a bunch of crap from self-centered so-called football fans.
Never, ever underestimate the heartbreak of a vulnerable young man when seduced by a blond slutty dipshit.
Chicken of the sea forever!
- Mike Holmgren
Seattle Seahawks
PS - Thanks Bill for helping us out there.
they shoulda put you in at halftime.
ReplyDeleteAlmost waterworks at the press conference. Almost there... sniff... wipe away a tear...
ReplyDelete"This is a low point in my career"
You can keep the blackberry, actually you can have all my stuff. I'm gonna go blow my brains out.
ReplyDeleteI am just glad that little bitch isn't going tobe running around the field with that homo smirk on his face anymore. The only reason i even watched tonyhomo tonite was to see him fail. Drew give him a spoon so he can eat your ass. That assplug is just a rookie and can't compare to your stats. I hope u play next yr. I was hoping u'd get a chance to show the arm..I have been a fan since your first game. F the pats, bill, and stars.
ReplyDeleteIm f*cking pissed off Dallas lost, i had money on them. F*cking HOMO cost me money, IF ONLY YOU WERE STARTING DREW, I'd be a MILLIONAIRE
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, I got a question, Where is a Tom Hatey journal, I mean essentially he took your job and did amazing things with it but you seem to be ok because your career with the bills led to all those superbowl rings?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNzZII4OQmE
ReplyDeleteAuthentic Tony Homo tears for sale
http://dallas.craigslist.org/clt/258795402.html
I LOVE IT
Yeah!!!
ReplyDeleteThis wouldn't have happened if you were still starting Drew!
I only say that because the Cowboys would not be in the playoffs.
Leave Homo alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt-MUic4U4I
ReplyDeleteAfter he gets tackled trying to run in his botched hold, his hand gets stepped on at the goal line... cut up his left hand, too bad it wasn't the right, cuz that's his throwing, i mean, jerking off hand.
ReplyDeletewww.romosucks.com
ReplyDeletei think hes doing good for a new QB...and your just jealous because he got Carrie Underwood! and if this is your way of getting back at someone..GROW UP, seriously. gah im only 17 and i think your freaking ridiculous. get a life. bringing him down doesnt make you look any better
ReplyDeletethis site sucks! romo rocks
ReplyDeletehaha bledsoe if you think your so good then why werent you out there??
ReplyDeletecome on give the guy a break, no ones perfect. they sat you because you sucked it up...and now your crying like a little baby weeping infront of this computer and all of these comments are making you feel better. **tear**
ReplyDeletebe a team player "bledsuck"
DREW BLEDSOE GET A LIFE YOU FREAKING QUEER
ReplyDeleteoh so you just expected Romo to do the dirty work (getting to the play offs) and you can just step in when it counts? well thats not how it works. your the jerk hes the Hero..get over it.
ReplyDeleteyou know..i used to look up to you. i hope your proud of yourself
ReplyDeletegrow up i dont think your balls have dropped yet...and if they have you'll stop acting like your a freaking 5 year old who cant share
ReplyDeleteGO TONY ROMO!
ReplyDeletewithout Romo we wouldnt have even got to the playoffs, so why is everyone mad at him? dont we all make mistakes?
ReplyDeleteGRANBURY TEXAS LOVES TONY ROMO
ReplyDeletei cried tears of joy tonite.. as a giants fan it was so good to see romo fall.. so dont give me fuck u giants fan because even if we lose tommorw.. we all know manning cant blow it THIS bad...
ReplyDeletelove dingle
fuck you giants fan (to the guy above me)
ReplyDeleteseriously, this happening is so effing crazy. You did a great job tonight, but you need a day to properly process what happened here. This blog is karmically responsible.
ReplyDeletewhere's that anointing oil now?
Did anyone even watch this game, every f@ckin throw Romo made was in the ground, He is a hack, a wantabe, a failed pipe dream. Drew at least brings experience and one of the best arms ever in football. Its not his fault the piece of shit line couldnt give him time to throw. Drew would have won this game, no questions. I love how the fans called for drews head and chanted for HOMO...well fans...HOW BOUT THEM HOMOS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteFUCK DALLAS AND YOUR SHIT FOR FANS!!!
Bledsoe4life
haahahahahah what a fag...goooooo seattttttttttleeeeeeeeeee
ReplyDeleteDREW I WANT YOU BACK
ReplyDeleteDREW I WANT YOU BACK
ReplyDeleteI nearly sprained something once I realized that you had live-blogged this game, trying to get to my comp. This was a beautiful idea of a blog; don't feel bad that you underestimated your powers. Happens to us all.
ReplyDeleteAny more pics of romo crying??? I'm printing out a bunch to piss off an obnxious cowboy fan @ werk.
ReplyDeleteYall are hating on Romo, but at least he got us to the play offs. Blew Dredsoe i mean Drew Bledsoe wouldnt have even gotten us that far. he sucks, END OF STORY!!
ReplyDeleteI will see you soon HOMO!
ReplyDeleteI will see you soon HOMO!
ReplyDeletehahahahah look at all the fools who don't get the joke
ReplyDeletethe joke that is TONY HOMO
sorry guys i was out partying tonight in seattle after the game. i hope you understand.
ReplyDelete<3, drew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TrZWz7wyLI
Yeah, sure. The guy whose been part of 2 Super Bowl teams couldn't have played better than this chump of a rookie?
ReplyDeleteOf course they would have been in the playoffs with Bledsoe. Romo only did good the first few weeks after replacing Bledsoe because Bledsoe left the team some momentum. Romo killed most of that off as the season went on, and with this game he drove the nail in the coffin.
This explains it all.........
ReplyDeleteFrom the Star-Telegram:
Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's newfound stardom hasn't given him the big head, but he does have a Fathead.
Romo is the latest addition to Fathead's NFL product line. Fatheads are life-size wall graphics of sports stars. The items were made popular by Chad Johnson and Ben Roethlisberger commercials on ESPN.
Yeah, this is going to end well. Other notable Fathead spokesmen: Ben Roethlisberger, Carson Palmer, Rex Grossman, Eli Manning. See a pattern? Motorcycle crash, serious knee injury, serious ankle injury, seriously sucks.
In addition to basically guaranteeing he'll suffer some freak accident (or worse, start playing like Manning, Eli), fans will soon be subjected to Romo Fathead commercials. And if they're as mindless as the current crop, well, I just hope John Cougar Mellencamp and Chevy keep making those "Our Country" ads. It'll be that bad.
That said, it looks like Fathead does have standards. Despite a list of available NFL players longer than Michael Irvin's rap sheet, you can't get a Drew Bledsoe Fathead. Well, unless you're married to him, I guess.
He who laughs last gets the biggest burger, baby!
^5 Drew!
Best Live Blog EVER!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT YOU DUMBASS BLEDSOE FANS DON'T REALIZE IS WE WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS WITH THAT OVER THE HILL CEMENT FEET P**SY BLEDSOE
ReplyDeleteJoe
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia
Double Quarterpounder with Barbecue Sauce
As a lifelong Eagles fan/Dallas Cowboy hater, this blog was the funniest, most heart warming thing I have ever read. To read how that team - truly one of the most detestable franchises in all of sports - unraveled through the eyes of 100% Burger Eating American Hero Drew Bledsoe was a thrill.
God bless, Drew.
And thank you Homo, for pulling the biggest choke in the NFL since Scott Norwood. That botched field goal was actually SHORTER than an extra point.
I can't believe some people actually think that Drew is posting this blog. A lot of dumbasses out there.
ReplyDeleteIt was fitting to see Romo blow the hold on that field goal, he's a chump.
Drew - People thought this website was a satirical farce. A joke. They could not have been more wrong and Homo proved it. You rule! Let's get a burger later today and watch the playoffs at your house!
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteSee if you can get a message to Tony for me. CHUTCH and I are getting an apartment we wanted to know if he wanted to split it 3 ways!!
I'd love a burger, maybe Randy Galloway will let me pay him Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Peace Out
Q Car.
"Cow Tongue Actual"
Tony is a noob at holding
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteLove the blog man. How about joining me in Alabama and working with the quarterbacks?
Nick Saban
"The ball looked a little bit shiny to me."-Jaws
ReplyDelete"Yeah, it like it could have been wet." Mike Dikta
No, Tony Homo fucked that shit up!!
Tony-
ReplyDeleteit's not you...it's me.
jessica simpson
This is the greatest blog in the history of mankind!!
ReplyDeleteHey Cowboys fans, how does it feel to have a gayboy at QB knowing that Bledsoe would have won this game and probably gotten you a home playoff game? You act like the only reason they made the playoffs was because of romo, they only won 9 games in the pathetic NFC. Bledsoe easily could have done that. Romo sucks and he will be out of football by 2008. Quit acting like he's a rookie too, he has been on the team and in the sytem for 4 years, if he was that good he would have played over Qunicy Carter, Vinny T, the Drews (Henson and Bledsoe) and that other pickler puffer chad hutchinson. Cowboys suck and romo is pussy.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew needs to sign with the Eagles so the qb position in Philly would be fueled by pure hate of TO.
ReplyDeleteI just overheard Coach chewing out Romo. I wish I could repeat it, but I know there are children reading this blog.
ReplyDelete... oh well. They grow up fast. Here it is:
"You gotta be fucking kidding me! I told you to protect the fucking ball! Meanwhile you're holding it like a slippery dick! If you're going to act like a dirty cunt I'm gonna treat you like one! YOU UNDERSTAND YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!? DO YOU HEAR ME!? FUCK PISS SHIT PUSSY!"
I'm sorry you guys had to hear that.
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Perfect. Thanks for the entertainment ths year
Wow, Homo keeps posting over and over in this thread. And the worst thing is he doesn't have a clue. The Boys had a better record with Drew than they did with Homo (this doesn't even include the biggest choke in NFC playoff history). How would they have missed the playoffs?
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm wallowing in schadenfreude all right. Mr. Ring-of-Fame Romo pulls a North Dallas Forty moment in real life.
ReplyDeleteSweet!!!
Cordially...
Drew, it's painfully obvious that parcells made a mistake in benching you. With Homo's putrid performance, i wouldn't be surprised to see you leading the cowboys to a superbowl victory next season. Lets go out for burgers sometime ok?
ReplyDeletei feel sorry for anyone who takes this blog seriously and hates the flaming of tony homo, get over it
ReplyDeleteDrew Bledsoe > Tony Choker, err, Homo, err Romo.
ReplyDeleteTony Romo, I still love u! He is so much better then u! He will have the starting Job over u any day! So everyone need to shut up and get a life... he was the one that got us back in the game! U wouldn't have even come close with u the LOSER!
ReplyDeleteFrom Fox Sports online:
ReplyDeleteRomo's last-second heave fell incomplete. He walked off the field briskly, head down, and was choked up during a postgame interview. In the locker room, he sat on a chair facing his locker, his shoulders hunched.
"I know how hard everyone in that locker room worked to get themselves in position to win that game today and for it to end like that, and for me to be the cause is very tough to swallow right now," Romo said. "I take responsibility for messing up at the end there. That's my fault. I cost the Dallas Cowboys a playoff win, and it's going to sit with me a long time."
The day after ... I'm still in shock. Next year ... Tony ... next year.
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ReplyDeletesee ya at the pro bowl
what a dumbass, bledsoe says "funny how T.O is leading the league in incomplete catches with Romo as QB"....T.O HAS A FUCKED UP FINGER YOU DIPSHIT!...it probably hurt him to catch Romos bullets
ReplyDeletesounds like someones jealous!! just admit it Drew...you would have screwed it up too, after all thats the reason you were sitting your ass on the bench in the first place!
ReplyDeleteDrew - Can I have my blackberry back now? I need to say goodbye to mom and Jessica.
ReplyDeleteTony Homo
Wow, what a choke.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
The 1992 Houston Oilers
Wasup Drew, looks like Homo was missing a few burgers this game.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year from me and Morgan from the Great White North.
Hope to see ya up at IH soon.
Also, did you pay for your Monster Truck with burgers? Me and Morgan were wondering about that.
Peace out Bro.
Brandon
Why were your Updates in Eastern time when the game was taking place on the West Coast???
ReplyDeleteTony Homo has singlehandedly taken the biggest choker ever title from us. Of course, that's the only title he'll ever win.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
The Mannings
Archie, Peyton, and Eli
laces out tony...
ReplyDeleteThe reason some of the times are Eastern is probably because Homo failing reminded Bledsoe of starting, and starting reminded him of New England.
ReplyDeleteyou all need to just stop hating because Bledsoe didn't do that great of a job either.
ReplyDeletethe updates aren't in eastern time...
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteIs this going to be your last blog ever? Or are you going to be a backup for Romo next year?
shut your mouth bledsoe is god, i bet homo would have held onto it if it was bill parcels dildoo
ReplyDeleteY'know, losing a game is just losing a game.
ReplyDelete(Fans of Drew know that we'll see plenty more victories before his career is done, after all.)
(And we don't care what team he's on, because Drew transcends mere team labels and is a league unto himself.)
What matters here is that an arrogant coach and an arrogant owner who thought they could bench a future Hall of Famer learned a lesson today.
(Did you know that Drew has like a million completions and touchdowns?)
Never bench Drew Bledsoe.
I think we can all take comfort in that.
I may have to convert...
ReplyDeletei love how cowboys fans are the football version of yankees fans. it's fun to be part of this.
ReplyDeletebut anyway. god dammit homo, how did you fuck this up? should have just fucking gone for it if you were going to fumble, jerk.
maybe we can trade homo and the other fumble king witten (who killed me in fantasy football, thanks to homo) for the first pick of the draft next year. then we can sign you a real apprentice that you can teach your godliness to.
ps- i'll miss your blog
maybe if you had given tony a hamburger, made by you, it would have either made him feel better, and play better (giving you a chance to play next week), or poisoned him so that you could have played last night. hmm... just a thought... you dropped the ball there. or you could have put a penis in there and tony would have been busy for the rest of the night, leaving you to start. o well.
ReplyDeleteFOUR MORE WINS GUYS!!! AND I CAN KEEP MY JOB!!!! - Tom Coughlin
ReplyDeleteBledsoe, we all know you greased that ball. It looks WAY too slippery.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pussy! Any pro knows that you always keep your eye on the ball. Only a homo like Romo would blow a fundamental play. I'm glad I never let my team down like he did on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteLaura said...
ReplyDeleteDrew you are the best! The
cowboy games you didn't play in this year sucked! Drew! Drew! Drew!
DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE DREW BLEDSOE AND TONY ROMO!
ReplyDeleteim obsessed with the dallas cowboys!
i love them u guys had an amazing year dont ever let ne1 tell u otherwise!
we got it next year!
i love you guys-samantha lombardo from NY!
HEY DREW YOU SUCK...AND SO DO YOUR F*CKIN BURGERS YOU LITTLE ALIGATOR ARMING P*SSY.
ReplyDeleteBledsoe sucks. were now 10-1 wed be 1-10 with bledsoe.
ReplyDeletetony romo es su papa de todos hahaaaahaha
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