Saturday, January 06, 2007

Fourth Quarter - Live Blog Continued...

8:17

One more play...

One more play...


8:09

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM #1!!!!
IM #1!!!!
IM #1!!!!
IM #1!!!!

8:06

Witten makes the catch! But he looks like hes... i'd say half a Burger short...

Official Review...

7:56

Touchdown Seattle. We're down 21-20. Normal score, but the way we got there is pretty abnormal.

Now all we need is for our pro-bowl quarterback to lead us down the field for a game winning field goal!

Then why is everybody so nervous?

7:51

Two interesting facts:

1) I called that Safety.

2) The current score (20/15) is my vision. Better than perfect. So.

7:48

Incompletion? Hamburgers? Touchback? Safety? Touchdown? Burger?

Nobody knows!!!!

7:43

The Good news is... We held them.

The bad news is... Romo on his own 1 screams SAFETY!

Remember that farting game where you had to scream safety after a fart before the other person yelled doorknob? Just thinking out loud...

7:39
Pass interference in the end zone! Some guy just said "There's a flag on the field!"

Then I was like "There's a fag on the bench!" and pointed at Homo!

So good. Anyway. first and goal on the one.

7:37
Fourth and short, about... 8 Burgers maybe? Coach decides to kick the field goal.

If you don't trust your quarterback to get 1 yard for you, who can you trust?

7:30
Another Julius Jones run. Each one of them is a slap in the face of Romo.

If only I could put a note on Julius' back that says "I DONT TRUST YOU!" -- coach, so Homo can see that during every rushing play.

7:27
All right, just tried my joke again because this was an actual challenge situation.

"We should challenge Coach's ruling on the field that Homo shouldn't be starting!"

No response. Are all my teammates deaf?

163 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:27 PM

    first

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  2. Congratulations.

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  3. Anonymous9:28 PM

    Can anyone guess what me and Romo have in common?

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  4. Anonymous9:28 PM

    Drew from Washington,

    Earlier in the 3rd Quarter Miles Austin scored in about 11 seconds, how long would it have taken you to score if you had been on the field?

    Yours Truly,
    Drew from Philadelphia

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  5. Anonymous9:28 PM

    second

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  6. Anonymous9:29 PM

    drew, who is that ugly ass bitch in the picture with you to the left..you could do better than that

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  7. Anonymous9:29 PM

    hooomo

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  8. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Alright, joke's over....bring out the first team. DREW!

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  9. Anonymous9:32 PM

    GO COWBOYS

    go drew

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  10. Anonymous9:32 PM

    Hey Drew - with the Cowboys winning and Hasselbeck not looking real good for the Seahawks, do you think you could go in at QB for Seattle? You'd get another playoff win and cement yourself as one of the most clutch players of all time. Plus, you'd get to see the priceless look on Homo's face when he realizes you'll be enjoying Burgers in Chicago while he'll be back in Mexico eating Tacos or something.

    -Mike Holmgren

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  11. Anonymous9:33 PM

    Bledsoe..maybe you should go over to Seattles HC and MAKE him put you in the game..

    I want you to wipe the smirk off of Romo's face

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  12. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Drew,
    The officials just set the game clock to 11:13. What time would it have been set to if you were playing?

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  13. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Dad, there is some guy here.

    I asked mom why he wasn't wearing pants and she said it was a game they were playing and that she'd give me a burger if I went to bed.

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  14. Anonymous9:35 PM

    Hey, NBC.

    Need
    Bledsoe,
    Coach!!

    Gwen

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  15. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Blowme Homo has had nothing to do with this lead...

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  16. Anonymous9:37 PM

    NBC

    Never
    Been in a
    C*nt

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  17. Anonymous9:37 PM

    Drew,

    What do you think of vegetarians? I know your obsessed with hamburgers and hamburgers have ham which is an animal, which vegetarians don't eat, which is unacceptable, but then they get these FAKE hamburgers, and try to pass them off as REAL hamburgers, and I was wondernig how you felt about this?

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  18. Anonymous9:39 PM

    Drew, what do you think about possible becoming a head coach in say...Pittsburgh...You could rename the team, Pittsburger Cheeseburger, or the the Pittsburg Erkings. Also, you could bench Rothlisburger. What do you think? I smell a dynasty. ...or maybe that's a whopper

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  19. Anonymous9:39 PM

    Is that you in tthe background of this picture?

    http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/MilesAustinSmile.jpg

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  20. Hey Drew, I think Andrea Kramer was blinking a message to you.

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  21. Anonymous9:42 PM

    Hey Drew,
    You seem to be a real funny guy. Ever think about starting a TV show on Comedy Central.It could be like Chappelle's Show. Instead it's the BledShow. Huh?

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  22. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Hey Bledsoe, lay off the FAG slurring.
    Thanks,
    Jay Mariotti

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  23. Anonymous9:44 PM

    Drew ,

    where's your blog?

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  24. Anonymous9:45 PM

    I agree. Let's keep rushing. I get a feeling that Homo's limp wrist is going to cost us this game. You're the man Drew!

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  25. Anonymous9:47 PM

    What kind of play was Romo running there? Why just cough up 2 points when you can hand over 7?

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  26. Anonymous9:47 PM

    Way to hit glenn with the low pass Homo

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  27. Anonymous9:48 PM

    What did I tell you?! Homo's limp wrist! ARRRGH! What a Homo! C'mon Tuna, let's bring in some veteran leadership.

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  28. Anonymous9:50 PM

    just imagine if it wasn't for those cheating e-girls I would be catching TD's from you right now.

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  29. Anonymous9:52 PM

    So Homo passed for a safety

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  30. Anonymous9:54 PM

    Drew - make sure your helmet is on, they might need you on defense soon.

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  31. This game is making me hungry - maybe we should all hop a flight to Thailand after the game for the World's biggest cheesebuger!

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  32. Anonymous9:58 PM

    You know why Drew's not playing? Parcells is pissed at Jerry Jones for signing TO. So he puts Homo in figuring it'll kill the season. It's just taking a little longer than he thought.

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  33. Anonymous9:58 PM

    Drew do you think you could win this game???
    Sincerely,
    Ron Mexico

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  34. Anonymous9:58 PM

    Romo,

    Go to Lindsay!

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  35. Anonymous10:00 PM

    Drew-talk to da Tuna foe me. Wit yur arm, and me jumping da defense like they was luggage in a airport, we could take this thang all da way.

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  36. Anonymous10:01 PM

    #21 I DONT TRUST YOU does it again!

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  37. get in there, Drew!

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  38. Tony Homo throws another pass short of the first

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  39. Anonymous10:10 PM

    way to suck at life homo

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  40. Anonymous10:10 PM

    ROMO BLEW THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!

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  41. Anonymous10:10 PM

    omg

    tony homo is right, just cost the cowboys the game

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  42. Wow. Romo actually blew the game.

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  43. It's a good thing Homo is going to the Pro Bowl as a QB and not as a holder!

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  44. Anonymous10:10 PM

    Just incredible. Pathetic, Homo.

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  45. Anonymous10:11 PM

    Romo just fumbled the FG snap. Should he even go to the Pro-Bowl as a holder now?

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  46. Drew - Why weren't you in for the hold?!?!?!?!?

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  47. Anonymous10:12 PM

    You wouldn't have messed that up, Drew.

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  48. Anonymous10:12 PM

    FUCKING PATHETIC

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  49. Quick Drew, get a TONY HOMO chant going.

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  50. HOMO BLEW IT WOWOWOWOW

    YOUR #1 DREW

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  51. Anonymous10:13 PM

    please Drew - Have a comment for us on that one.

    Poor little tony is sitting there now all by himself

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  52. I think T.O. should beat Romo's ass or at least give him some "supplements" to take to kill himself

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  53. Anonymous10:14 PM

    HOMO'S LIMP WRIST COST US! ARRRRGGGHHH

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  54. Anonymous10:15 PM

    Drew mate, you need to come in here to save the Cowboys season. 10 seconds is all you need. Just one 70-yarder to the end zone and you're in the next round.

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  55. Anonymous10:17 PM

    Put in Drew for the 50-yard heave!

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  56. Anonymous10:17 PM

    Time for one play, will Parcels finally come to his senses and put in Drew???

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  57. Tuna got what he deserved, you can't beat the defending NFC champions with Tony Homo as your QB.

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  58. Anonymous10:18 PM

    That was absolutely sick. And remember, I've watched Rex Grossman play all season. - Jay Mariotti

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  59. Anonymous10:20 PM

    Not winning a Super Bowl with Drew Bledsoe versus not winning a Wild Card game with Tony Homo.

    Discuss.

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  60. Anonymous10:20 PM

    Dude, the hook and ladder would have worked....you didn't mention it to Tunafish, right?

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  61. Let's hope Gramatica goes Ray Finkle on Romo.

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  62. Anonymous10:21 PM

    I guess no one told Homo to wipe the Vaseline off his hands before holding on a field goal.

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  63. Anonymous10:21 PM

    It's over.

    Drew.

    Hold me.

    -- Homo

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  64. Anonymous10:32 PM

    i hate you

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  65. I don't know if anyone here watched that series on ESPN Playmakers that the NFL made them cancel, but this feels like the ending of that show...

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  66. Anonymous11:38 PM

    COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. Anonymous1:19 AM

    someone inform romo the balls supposed to drop on january 1st, not january 6th lmao

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  68. Anonymous1:35 AM

    TONY ROMO BROUGHT US TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP,EVEN THOUGH WE LOST. BLUE DREDSOE WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN US THAT FAR..

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  69. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Anonymous said...

    TONY ROMO BROUGHT US TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP,EVEN THOUGH WE LOST. BLUE DREDSOE WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN US THAT FAR..



    Please sir, explain how the nfc wild card is the championship.And by the way, you guys would have a bye week with the most mobile/electric/funny/sexiest/accurate/beast
    in the NFL at QB/ His name is Bledsoe

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  70. Anonymous7:54 PM

    you are a fag you have no life and probably live with your mom. You have never been laid and you have nothing else to do with your spear time than make a blog about Tony Romo. Get a life your pathetic I really pity losers like yourself.

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  71. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Yo Drew!
    Did you see that loser fumble the ball? Tony Homo got what he deserved. It was the best Dallas Cowboys game and probably the best of the whole history of sports.

    Sincerely,
    Burger Boy

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