We Did It!
This Post made it to Mosely's blog on Friday.
I think it's safe to say you, the greatest blog readers in the world, have inspired great change.
We are a little over a month away from MLK day here in America. There is no doubt in my mind that he would be proud of you all. And especially me. He loved a tight-ass spiral! Zip!
(For those confused about this post, just read the one below it.)
Thank you everybody! Gotta run, almost Game Time! (aka - LAME TIME!)
Update: The truth-bombs keep pouring in from devoted Homo haters! On Monday, Mosely admited to receiving over 150 emails from my beloved fans. Good work, America. Only 299,999,850 of you left -- I know you're reading this! We'll get my photo back atop that blog before you can say "16-of-33 for 249 yards, with two interceptions and a fluke touchdown to Terrell Owens -- Associated Press"
I think it's safe to say you, the greatest blog readers in the world, have inspired great change.
We are a little over a month away from MLK day here in America. There is no doubt in my mind that he would be proud of you all. And especially me. He loved a tight-ass spiral! Zip!
(For those confused about this post, just read the one below it.)
Thank you everybody! Gotta run, almost Game Time! (aka - LAME TIME!)
Update: The truth-bombs keep pouring in from devoted Homo haters! On Monday, Mosely admited to receiving over 150 emails from my beloved fans. Good work, America. Only 299,999,850 of you left -- I know you're reading this! We'll get my photo back atop that blog before you can say "16-of-33 for 249 yards, with two interceptions and a fluke touchdown to Terrell Owens -- Associated Press"
posted by Really Drew Bledsoe | 10:34 AM
24 Comments:
Drew (blessed be your name), you are the greatest of all time. We cook a burger for you twice a day here in your honor!
Drew,
I just know that today will be the day that Coach (and the rest of the would) realizes what dumbasses they are and gets rid of Homo. Good luck in the game! With all that rest you're due for 50+ touchdowns today!! Wooohooo! GO DREW!!
Ash
P.S. Burgers after the game? Well actually, how about halftime? We wouldn't want you to get hungry!
Drew. Big fan here.
I have a nifty suggestion. Since you'll be on the sidelines during the games and chuckling to yourself as to how much Homo sucks ( we all do), why don't you take your blackberry and liveblog the game. We'd all like to hear your comments on how much he sucks and how you'd have made a difference.
Peace out bro.
-Drewfan
Hi Drew,
LMFAO, Homo sure has sucked it upin this game. Hilariously bad.
Can't wait for your postgame post.
I can't believe Homo gave up all those points today.
Way to cost us the bye, Homo! If Drew had been in, the Stains could've scored fifty and it wouldn't have mattered because the 'Boys would've scored sixty!
(By halftime.)
Make the call, Tuna. Be a man and own up to your mistake.
HOMO HAS BEEN FIGURED OUT.
The rest of the NFL has stopped feeling sorry for the fact that he sucks at life and they're actaully gonna beat the crap out of him now.
DREW BLEDSOE: THUNDER ARM himself, the man with the golden shoulder, the mobility of a Ferrari and the instincts of a cheetah is back!!!!
Drew I'm a big fan. I am actually a Giants fan, but have been impressed with your quarterbacking skills for quite a while now. I hate the Cowboys, but your skill diminished that hate when you were in. I am sorry that Parcells, being the dumbass that he is, took you out of that game. If he left you in, you guys would have definitely come back, led by your cannon arm (should have been you in that Sprint commercial, not Peyton).
Luckily after tonight, you will be back where you belong - in that huddle. There is no way that T.O. can even take Homo seriously. His last name rhymes with Homo. One player alone can keep T.O. in line, and that is you, Drew. Parcells has to put you back at the helm if you guys want to make the playoffs and win the super bowl and relive the glory days. Psh it will be even better for Cowboy fans, since we all know that you are better than Troy Gaykman.
Tonights game hilariously proved the obvious point that you should be starting. Get some rest, your in next week.
-Drewfan2
ps: I mailed Homo a burger. I spit in it. It took me a while to find his address, since its not as easy to remember as yours. Its gonna be hilarious. High five man.
Drew,
I figured out Parcell's problem. He's dyslexic... Your last game before he made "the mistake." 17 of 28 for 168 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs all for a 101.5 rating. Not among your best, but this would be a top three game of the year for any other QB in the league. Homo the last 2 games has 1 TD to go with FOUR INTs for a rating somewhere in the 50s. Parcell's must be reading the INTs and TDs backwards, that's the only way you can make Homo's numbers look good. Of course there is no way you can think Homo's game looks good if you watch it. So Parcell's can't be watching his offense. But, I guess he is a defensive coach.
Posted as a comment on Matt Mosely's blog.
Oh the insanity of believing that a Mrs. Tony Homo could come in and truly replace our icon of virtue, resolve, patience, tolerance, and burgers, a MISTER DREW BLEDSOE! Lets look at the facts, thats right, the facts, something Matt Mosley obviously knows nothing about. Drew Bledsoe is a future hall of famer, he is a celebrity of epic proportions, and graces us with his presence every Sunday even though hes been temporarily asked to step aside so that Bill Parcell's wont have to listen to Tony whine about never getting to start.
Here's another fact about our "NFC player of the month", Tony Romo...scrambler? No no no, Tony Romo, little girl trying to get away from the big men chasing him, afraid to stay in the pocket and take a hit because it will hurt and he will cry. And like Tom Hanks said, "There's no crying in football!" Well, he wouldve said that if he made that movie about football instead of baseball. Is Mister Bledsoe afraid to take a hit? NO he is not, he is steadfast in the pocket, waiting till the last possible second, giving his receivers every chance they had to get to the ball, sure sometimes he was sacked for a loss of 10 and sometimes he would fumble, and OCCASIONALLY he would throw a pick, but that's the price of steadfast resolve and unflinchingly good quarterbacking.
Lets face it people, we all know that Tony Romo was and still is a division II no name college flash in the pan, just wait till HE drives a motorcycle without helmet while on the phone to Joe Simpson, driving at rediculous speeds because he thinks that the Chevy Suburban behind him is going to tackle him and crashes into the ground. Then who will you look for to lead your team? Thats right, Drew Bledsoe, and he's man enough to do it. That's who Drew Bledsoe is...a man...a burger eating man. Tony Romo is a cowboy...Drew Bledsoe is a CowMAN, now who do you want to lead your team to victory?
Chris Lemke,
That comment is amazing! I can't stop laughing!
Ash
Hey Drew,
Great news. I'm sure once Parcells sees how much Romo sucks it up at gametime and how much your fans still adore you, you will be back at start.
As for Maddox, even if he replaces Drew as the backup QB- Drew will no doubt be off to another team that will definently put him as starter.
It doesn't matter what team Mr. Bledsoe is on, we are still Bledsoe fans, right?
Oh yeah and also, read this.
IRVING -- The Cowboys brought in NFL veteran and former L.D. Bell star Tommy Maddox for a workout Friday, according to a source.
The move can perhaps be construed as an attempt by coach Bill Parcells to motivate backup quarterback Drew Bledsoe, or as an effort to find a viable option behind Bledsoe.
Parcells has said he is concerned about Bledsoe, and that he is not comfortable with third quarterback Matt Baker playing. Baker, a rookie from North Carolina, has not been active for a game this season.
Maddox, 35, played last season for the Steelers. He has 10 years of NFL experience with Denver, St. Louis, the New York Giants and the Steelers.
Maddox, who also spent a season in the defunct XFL, was originally drafted by the Broncos out of UCLA in 1992.
He was out of the league from 1996-2000 but had his best seasons when he returned with the Steelers.
In 2002, he completed 62 percent of his passes for 2,836 yards and 20 touchdowns in 15 games. In '03, Maddox played in all 16 games, amassing 3,414 yards and 18 touchdowns.
Parcells has expressed concern about Bledsoe, mostly about his preparation since being demoted.
"I would hope that he is diligent in his preparation because you're probably going to need him to do something," Parcells said. "I would hope he would be ready to do that if we needed him."
Homo will have to date Ashley Simpson, he sucks that bad. I hope he enjoys paying for her and Jessica's future (many) plastic surgeries and their lack of talent.
Of course you're ready Drew! After you win the Superbowl, you can win the Stanley Cup, American Idol and the war in Iraq!!
Drew, looks like you will be starting now. What a sorry ass performance by Romo. I knew he sucked, but that was bad.
I heard they want to get Touchdown tommy Maddox. That would be brilliant. You starting, Maddox backing you up and Romo unemployed.
Anyways, you and your fans need to go to http://blog.dallascowboys.com/forums/
I have been defending you on there all season but they are a bunch of romosexuals. We need to over take their blog!!!!!!!!!!
The decision to replace a future hall of famer with an unproven NON-BURGER-EATING quarterback in Tony Romo was a poor one. Not only have you cost us the Saints game, but if that pizza delivery boy stays up on the top of your blog, we won't be making the playoffs after we lose to Atlanta, Philly and God forbid, Detroit. I've decided not to continue to read your blog until Bledsoe returns to his rightful spot in the header, and soon (we can only hope)Parcells will realize his life-threatening mistake and take repose in reinstating Bledsoe. You should do the same immediately.
Sincerely, but hungrily (for burgers),
-Randall Rasor
Above post sent to Mosely with the title "GREAT PRICES ON CONDOMS!"
Drew,
You should definitely request a trade to your old stomping ground, New England. Brady is clearly a loser. They need your help to clinch a playoff spot.
All the experts have him as a top 3 QB (Brees, Bledsoe, Brady of course), in my opinion, if your playoff bound team gets shut out by the DOLPHINS you shouldnt be a top 13 QB.
Your the greatest ever Drew! I hope you get that Cloning thing figured out. After last night I'm sure you'll be starting the rest of the games and throwing for 54 TDS. Hey when you get selected for the Pro Bowl you should decline and have your own Pro Bowl with all Drew Bledsoe clones and show it on TV the same time as the Pro Bowl and see what gets better ratings. OH HEY you could even start the Drew Bledsoe Network where your clones play football all day and you do commentary while cooking different kinds of delicious burgers. That would get you 50 million a year
I'm sick and I'm tired of you going around spouting rumors and damaging my reputation. Seems Drew Bledsoe isn't the only one who can start his own blog. http://thetonyromoresponse.blogspot.com/
Come on Drew SHAKE & BAKE
Drew,
I have an idea. You should come play for the Browns next year. I think your LASER-ROCKET arm is just what the Brownies need to propell them to the next level. Just think what you could do with Braylon (2000+ yards 30+ TDs) and K2 (2500+ yards and 40+ TDs). Not to mention the possibility of facing HOMO in the superbowl (if by some fluke or amazing luck he could get the Boys there next year). Think about it and get back to me.
Mike
PS: You're my hero
Drew!,
Pretty sure I just saw you leave in your Ferrari even though I waited to get your autograph. I guess I missed you. I live in Bend and my friend came running in telling me that your Ferrari was parked outside ;) it sure is a beauty. But Happy Valentine's Day and Happy Birthday! You are AWESOME!
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