Beginners Luck
First the facts:
We scored three RUSHING touchdowns, one passing touchdown, 3 PAT's and one two point conversion. We won by 21. So the final score without ANY quarterback would have been 27-14. Still seems like a victory to me. Weird.
Now the opinion: (hey, this is still a blog, not a science journal.)
Homo looked lost out there. 24-36, 270 yards, a touchdown and an interception never looked so bad. It's tough to explain because you guys aren't future hall of fame quarterbacks, but the footwork, the timing, the mechanics, were all completely intolerable, and I'm sure that's what Tuna is gonna tell him on Tuesday.
Some behind-the-scenes stuff:
You shoulda heard the guys just whalin' on Homo. Some choice lines.
Julius Jones: Hey, good work out there man. Lookin good! (Said obviously sarcastically.)
MBIII: Nice work Romo. (Though I swear he said Homo. Looks like somebody's been reading the ole' blog!)
Coach: Come on, we're playing well out there, but we need everybody to step up if we want a victory! (You mean you need everybody PLAYING to step up, right coach!? Hey take it easy on the guy, he's only 26!)
Fantasy Tip
To those Homo owners, I think it's time to hit the waiver wire. With Cowboy fans across the world calling for Homo's head I'll give you one guess who's probably starting next week. (And it ain't Quincy Carter!)
I suggest dropping him for a back up kicker (they often pull their hammies) or perhaps even a solid back up tight end (is Jake Klopfenstein available?) And do it before Tuesday, I want him to be owned in less then 10% of leagues so that I can point that out to Tuna on Tuesday. Okay? Promise to drop him? By reading this you are promising to drop him. Okay good, stop reading and go drop him. Seriously.
Have you dropped him yet?
We scored three RUSHING touchdowns, one passing touchdown, 3 PAT's and one two point conversion. We won by 21. So the final score without ANY quarterback would have been 27-14. Still seems like a victory to me. Weird.
Now the opinion: (hey, this is still a blog, not a science journal.)
Homo looked lost out there. 24-36, 270 yards, a touchdown and an interception never looked so bad. It's tough to explain because you guys aren't future hall of fame quarterbacks, but the footwork, the timing, the mechanics, were all completely intolerable, and I'm sure that's what Tuna is gonna tell him on Tuesday.
Some behind-the-scenes stuff:
You shoulda heard the guys just whalin' on Homo. Some choice lines.
Julius Jones: Hey, good work out there man. Lookin good! (Said obviously sarcastically.)
MBIII: Nice work Romo. (Though I swear he said Homo. Looks like somebody's been reading the ole' blog!)
Coach: Come on, we're playing well out there, but we need everybody to step up if we want a victory! (You mean you need everybody PLAYING to step up, right coach!? Hey take it easy on the guy, he's only 26!)
Fantasy Tip
To those Homo owners, I think it's time to hit the waiver wire. With Cowboy fans across the world calling for Homo's head I'll give you one guess who's probably starting next week. (And it ain't Quincy Carter!)
I suggest dropping him for a back up kicker (they often pull their hammies) or perhaps even a solid back up tight end (is Jake Klopfenstein available?) And do it before Tuesday, I want him to be owned in less then 10% of leagues so that I can point that out to Tuna on Tuesday. Okay? Promise to drop him? By reading this you are promising to drop him. Okay good, stop reading and go drop him. Seriously.
Have you dropped him yet?
posted by Really Drew Bledsoe | 3:51 AM
4 Comments:
Have you packed your bags yet, Drew?
Drew is beginning to miss Buffalo.
If anything you should be in the hall of fame. because of you 2 QB's are now going into the hall of fame. should we call you the greatest coach alive?
Quit pickin on Drew and get "behind" Tony Homo......er.....Romo......DJB
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