Is it February Yet?
Short practice today. Coach said if anybody didn't wanna be a Cowboy on Sunday, then they should just go home. I instantly sprinted to the parking lot.
I hear a lot of people comparing my present situation to the one in 2002, even so far as to compare Homo to Tom Brady. I know Tom Brady. I served with Tom Brady, I knew Tom Brady, Tom Brady was a friend of mine. Homo is no Tom Brady.
Let's compare:
Colleges:
Tom Brady: I dont know if you've heard of it. It's a little school called UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!
Homo: I actually don't know if you've heard of it. Some lame ass Junior college or some shit.
Career:
Tom Brady: Three Superbowls. (Two if you count the one I spoonfed him.)
Homo: No superbowls. Not even one!
Romantically Linked to:
Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan
Homo: Jeff Garcia.
Last Name Rhymes With:
Brady: Lady.
Homo: Homo.
I rest my case.
Anyway, I'm off to play Madden, sub in Homo, and keep running QB sneaks until he gets injured. When I see the look on that virtual Homo's face... Goddamn. I have to go.
PS - I took a dump under his locker.
I hear a lot of people comparing my present situation to the one in 2002, even so far as to compare Homo to Tom Brady. I know Tom Brady. I served with Tom Brady, I knew Tom Brady, Tom Brady was a friend of mine. Homo is no Tom Brady.
Let's compare:
Colleges:
Tom Brady: I dont know if you've heard of it. It's a little school called UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!
Homo: I actually don't know if you've heard of it. Some lame ass Junior college or some shit.
Career:
Tom Brady: Three Superbowls. (Two if you count the one I spoonfed him.)
Homo: No superbowls. Not even one!
Romantically Linked to:
Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan
Homo: Jeff Garcia.
Last Name Rhymes With:
Brady: Lady.
Homo: Homo.
I rest my case.
Anyway, I'm off to play Madden, sub in Homo, and keep running QB sneaks until he gets injured. When I see the look on that virtual Homo's face... Goddamn. I have to go.
PS - I took a dump under his locker.
posted by Really Drew Bledsoe | 3:15 PM
5 Comments:
Dude. Yes. Great stuff.
We really enjoy reading this blog.
Keep up the great work!
Romo just got ripped by T.O. for not throwing the ball enough to him and the game is still 8 hours away.
Drew, maybe you aren't starting because you run funny. Seriously, have you ever looked at yourself when you run? It ain't pretty.
T.O. has already called Rosenhaus 3 times and it is not even half-time yet.
Parcells looks like he has been tranquillized.
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