Saturday, January 06, 2007

Pregame - The Live Blog Begins

4:54

All right, some funny ones. I'll include one digit so you guys know I'm not lying.

Bob Sagat - xx3-xxx-xxxx
Horatio Sanz (xxx)-xxx-xxx3
Mark Summers - (xxx)-9xx-xxxx
IKEA - x8xx-xxx-xxxx
Mom - xxx-3xx-xxxx


No Carrie Underwood or Jessica Simpson, but oddly enough Enrique Iglasius is in here. (xxx-xxx-xx1x)

BRB - kick off.

4:48
Lot's of stars out tonight. I saw Bill Gates, Dave Grohl, Al Michaels, and of course: Yours truly.

Mike Holmgren just asked me how I was doing. I told him things were going well. He told me to keep my head up. I told him to stop looking like a Walrus.

Well, I didn't really say that, but I should have. I'm going to look for funny phone numbers in Homo's blackberry. BRB.



4:32PM
Homo and I were just warming up. I challenged him to a throwing contest.

Me: Let's see who can throw the ball farther.

Homo: Hold on, let me get loose here.

Me: Think you can hit those uprights from here?

Homo: No. Hold on. Let me just throw, man.

Me: I don't think you can either.

Homo: Okay.

Then I threw about a 70 yarder. Hit a camera guy right in the back of the neck. Oh, and for those of you wondering, Homo is not looking good. Pretty nervous. Very tight. I'm pretty relaxed though.

4:28PM - Seattle Time
Phew,

I thought Homo would never leave. He finally just took the field. Took his Blackberry. This thing is pretty sweet. I'm gonna try to figure out where tetris is. I'm really good at that game. Be back soon.

35 Minutes 'till game time. I'm gonna keep the comments section open for business. Feel free to introduce yourself. Let's hear everybodys 1)Name, 2)Location 3) Favorite Burger.

I'll start:

Drew B.
From Washington
Favorite Burger: Hasn't been invented yet.

92 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Carson
    Cincinnati
    Fatburger

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  2. Anonymous6:31 PM

    Name: Mark
    City: Philadelphia
    Burger: 1/2 pound hickory burger

    I saw homo warming up, what are your thoughts on how he looks

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Phil
    NJ
    Chilly Philly Cheese Bang ThickBurger

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  4. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Cameron
    Indianapolis
    Triple Stacker from Burger King
    Personally, Homo looks like...well... a homo.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Been looking forward to it all week Drew. Stay suited up though. I'm sure Parcells is going to have to pull Homo for poor play after the 1st quarter.

    Edward
    New Mexico
    White Castle

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  6. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Dax
    Oakland
    Baa-Baa Burger (Lamb!)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous6:35 PM

    JOSH RUMBIN
    DIRTY JERZ
    MUFF BURGER

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous6:35 PM

    david
    bloomington, IN
    bacon cheeseburger

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  9. Anonymous6:36 PM

    Jai
    Los Angeles
    Any burger eaten with Drew B.

    (Brees, not Bledsoe)

    ReplyDelete
  10. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Steve
    Dallas
    BK Octo Stacker (8 patties)

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous6:38 PM

    ted
    greenville
    jazzburger (beef and hot sausage w/ bbq sauce)

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Ed S
    Philadelphia
    Plain Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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  13. Anonymous6:38 PM

    drew (just like you!)
    washington (just like you :) (smiley face)
    it hasnt been made yet but i've been thinking about inventing a bun-patty-patty-bacon-bun-chicken patty-patty-bacon-condiments( including a liqufied patty-bun) combo.

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  14. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Mark
    Portland
    Bacon Cheese Six Dollar Burger

    ReplyDelete
  15. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Nick
    Portland
    Chilly Philly Cheese Bang ThickBurger

    ReplyDelete
  16. Nathan
    Tampa
    Double Dream Burger Extra Pickles

    ReplyDelete
  17. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Wyatt
    Dallas
    ultimate cheeseburger With egg

    ReplyDelete
  18. Anonymous6:41 PM

    Travis
    Dallas
    Big Mac

    So Drew, why the hell aren't you starting, I was expecting to watch you rip apart the Seahawks secondary?

    ReplyDelete
  19. Anonymous6:41 PM

    Will
    San Diego
    4X4 In-an-Out Burger

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  20. Anonymous6:41 PM

    Cowboy
    USA
    BACON CHEESE


    ROMO SUCKS

    ReplyDelete
  21. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Name: Cat
    City: Dallas
    Burger: Bacon Cheeseburger

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  22. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Favorite burger


    Definitly not the Rothlis-burger

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  23. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Tony H.
    Burlington, WI
    Salad

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  24. Anonymous6:43 PM

    Ashley
    Chicago
    Whopper w/ cheese - a classic.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Wes
    Joliet, IL
    A real butterburger

    ReplyDelete
  26. name: Abel
    City: Denton, Texas
    Burger: Number 5 no tomatoes on a tosted bun... whatasized, from whataburger. (you live in Dallas drew, you know how good they are)

    Homo's ugly and he cant read good.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Anonymous6:47 PM

    Drew
    Philadelphia
    Drew Bledsoe Drew-Burger

    ReplyDelete
  28. Anonymous6:47 PM

    Jason C.
    Orlando, Fl
    Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese!

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  29. Anonymous6:48 PM

    Antonio Romo
    Seattle, Alabama
    T.O-Tuna Burger- That's when T.O sticks his meat between Parcells testicles and I bite right into it. Ususally topped with mayonaise

    ReplyDelete
  30. Anonymous6:49 PM

    Brad Johnson
    Minnesota
    TouFu burger

    can you give me a few pointers on how to be more mobile like you?

    ReplyDelete
  31. Anonymous6:50 PM

    chase

    denton, tx

    double cheese burger with chili, bacon, and mushrooms

    ReplyDelete
  32. Martin
    London, UK
    Bacon double-cheese

    ReplyDelete
  33. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Jules Winnfield
    New York, NY
    Royale with Cheese

    ReplyDelete
  34. Anonymous6:52 PM

    PHil
    Austin
    What-a-burger - Delish!!!

    Let me say this..I don't care who's QB, we just need a win!~!

    ReplyDelete
  35. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Bernard
    Charlotte
    Bubba Burger

    ReplyDelete
  36. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Colin
    Washington DC
    Sourdough Jack

    ReplyDelete
  37. Anonymous6:57 PM

    Name: Matt
    City: Denver
    Burger: Chilly Philly Cheese Bang Thickburger

    ReplyDelete
  38. Anonymous6:59 PM

    Traci
    Wisconsin
    Bacon Cheese Burger

    ReplyDelete
  39. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Dave
    Michigan
    Whopper w/ bacon and cheese topped with XL portion of Arby's Roast Beef

    ReplyDelete
  40. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Sean
    Fort Worth
    Tommy Burgers

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  41. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Drew, do you know how jealous Matt Hassleback is of your talent, looks, charm, and most importantly your hair? Al Michaels interviewed him and asked him what else he wanted in life, Matt said, "Boy, It's pretty easy what I am missing in my life, I wish I had Drew Bledsoe's amazing hair."

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  42. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Casey
    Austin, Tx
    Double Chili Ceese and Bacon Burger W/ French Fries(inside the burger)

    Look at it this way Drew, you are basically getting paid to have better seats than those other fans, who probably coughed up more dough than T.O. did passes. Besides, it gives you more time to work on your live blog, and think up ways to burn Homo.

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  43. Benno
    London, Ont
    any cheese burger over 12 oz.

    Jessica Simpson where's the pants in that relationship. Her sister told me the other day. She also told me Homo's peepee's an inny, so they can't have sex.

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  44. Jared
    Charleston, SC
    Double Thickburger with Bacon

    ReplyDelete
  45. Anonymous7:06 PM

    Hey Drew, kinda deja vu here but I thought I just saw Homo hugging and chatting with Lance Bass. Did I see what I think I saw?

    ReplyDelete
  46. Jess
    Austin, TX
    Fuddurckers - Buffalo Burger

    ReplyDelete
  47. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Nick
    Redmond, WA
    Fatburger

    ReplyDelete
  48. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Ty Law
    Kansas City
    Peyton Manning Burger

    ReplyDelete
  49. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Name: Vincent Vega
    City: Boston
    Fav. Burger: Royale with cheese.

    ReplyDelete
  50. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Nick
    Boston
    Pizza Bacon Cheeseburger (Instead of buns, just two slices of Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza separated by a 1/2 pound bacon cheeseburger).

    By the way, this is maybe the greatest blog ever. I hope Homo breaks his arm twice tonight.

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  51. Anonymous7:09 PM

    wow, great start from crapmatica. drew, you should be the kicker as well as the starting qb, you wouldve put the ball right at the 1 yard line everytime.

    Chase

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  52. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Jay Mariotti
    Chicago (but temporarily stuck in New Orleans for the time being)
    My cardiologist told me no more Ditka's Restaurant for me. Screw him. Any way to get some melted butter and bacon grease pumped into this IV?

    PS - Drew, as soon as I get out of this damn hospital, I'll start a bitch and moan campaign to get Halas Hall to sign you. That Grossman bastard playing quarterback is killing me.

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  53. Anonymous7:10 PM

    i am something of a "drew" enthusiast, and find your work (on and off the field) to be just short of god-like. i also feel that maurice jones-drew not winning the ROY award is a crime...
    ...drew carey's cool too i suppose.

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  54. Anonymous7:10 PM

    DJ G9D
    Staten Island
    Rodeo Burger

    Seneca Wallace is in as a WR, did you ever think of coming in as a HB, holder, punter or somethin

    ReplyDelete
  55. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Tom
    Foxboro
    Dennys Beer Barrel Pub Belly Bruiser

    http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/IMAGES/newburgers.gif

    Coach says next year you can stand on our sideline next year, if you buy a ticket.

    ReplyDelete
  56. Anonymous7:13 PM

    John
    Houston (GO IGGLES!)
    Luther Burger

    ReplyDelete
  57. Akshay A
    Atlanta
    Whopper

    ReplyDelete
  58. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Herb
    Fort Myers, Florida
    Buffalo Mushroom Swiss Burger
    Originally from New England, been a Bledsoe fan since your rookie year, can't wait to see the sweet deal BB will offer you to come back to pick up that poor excuse of a team that Tim Brady kid has been screwing up since you left.

    ReplyDelete
  59. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Jon
    Livingston, NJ
    Fur Burger

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  60. hey drew, do you think homo ever cries himself to sleep? you're lookin' warm on the sidelines, btw. maintain that core temp, you'll be in soon.

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  61. John
    Saratoga
    Triple Prime Angus Burger

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  62. Anonymous7:40 PM

    JOE
    NEW JERSEY
    qarter pounder with cheese burger

    ReplyDelete
  63. Anonymous7:43 PM

    Peter
    Milwaukee
    Hamburger - No cheese, pickles, fried onions.


    Drew - If Tony Homo was a burger, what kind of burger would he be?

    ReplyDelete
  64. Anonymous7:48 PM

    Nsme: Tom Bradoe (I changed the spelling to show allegiance to my hero)

    City: Foxboro MA

    Burger: The Big Drew Burger (2 11 ounce burger patties with 11 slices of pickles)

    ReplyDelete
  65. Anonymous7:49 PM

    You spelled Witten wrong, why dont you know how to spell your own teammates name?

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  67. Anonymous7:53 PM

    When Homo loses this game for the Cowboys, what will be the first thing you will say to your coach afterwards?

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  68. Anonymous7:55 PM

    If you were a burger what kind would you be?

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  69. Anonymous7:58 PM

    Scott
    Fredericksburg
    Big Mac

    Drew, two questions; have you seen the movie 'GoodBurger'? If so, how many thumbs up would you give it?

    ReplyDelete
  70. Anonymous7:58 PM

    To I own an autographed bledsoe jersey from 1997:

    I made the Royale with Cheese joke like 15 minutes ago. Amateur.

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  71. Anonymous7:59 PM

    Quarterbacks I hate:

    Tom Gaydy
    Jeff Gaycia
    Gaymond Huard
    TONY HOMO
    TONY HOMO

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  72. Bum
    Jersey
    The free kind

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  73. Anonymous8:09 PM

    John Madden

    Seattle/Qwest Field stuck with this no good Al Michaels hogging up all the air time.

    Madden Burger/ Double Turducken on Chili flavored Irish roll smothered in Outback Onion Bloomers

    "Drew, I've got a video game cover that needs a front man, whaddayasay?"

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  74. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Drew, look up three rows and to the left, my left, no wait, your left and look at the jungle jugs of the one in the purple top.

    And Michaels just cut me off again!

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  75. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Gwen
    Kinzers, PA (Formerly New England)
    BK double chburger, plain.

    OMG, I have never laughed so hard. This blog is sooo hysterical. I may need to get in touch with Mr. Bledsoe himself and tell him to read it. He has a great sense of humor, he'd love it. Keep it going, please.

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  76. Anonymous8:36 PM

    Pete Hunter

    Seattle/Tunnel @ Qwest Field

    McDonald's CheeseSteak

    Drew, did you see me fall on that fumble? To think I was trying to think of a way scam these people out of their mortgage before leaving for Border Patrol training, just last week.

    lol.

    I have to go, Coach said something about playing me both ways in the second half.

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  77. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Drew, what it is?

    I'm in South Irving waiting for a dub sack imagining how I should be starting right now instead of Homo.

    How great would we be with me starting and you guiding me with your clip board?

    Oh no, a cop just pulled up! TTYL

    Snap.

    Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Canada sucked.

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  78. Name: Fair Hooker

    City: Brooklyn, NY

    Burger: The Burgermeister Meister Burger

    What's up with Patrick Gay-ton catching that crappy Homo pass to score a touchdown before half? What did you ever do to him?

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  79. Anonymous8:48 PM

    I can't stand the smell in this booth. At first I thought it was me but I'm sure that it's Michaels now.

    Even though he just said it smelled like one of the prostitutes from last night in here. Whatever that means.

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  80. Anonymous9:39 PM

    Hey Drew
    My GF drafted you in our postseason Fantasy Football league and wants to know when you're gonna get your ass in the game?!?
    Please hurry, she's about to splode.

    Could you please throw a few TD's to Terry Glenn cuz she's on my team.

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  81. Brian
    Pittsburgh
    Primanti's Steak 'n Cheese

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  82. Hey HOMO---got astroglide?

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  83. Anonymous11:10 PM

    Tom B.
    Boston
    Meadow Burger

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  84. Anonymous1:57 PM

    Jeff
    Philly
    Furburger - NOT!

    ReplyDelete
  85. Anonymous12:04 PM

    sako be
    earth
    the big kahuna burger

    oh yah, tony homo is gino torretta's cousin

    ReplyDelete
  86. Anonymous10:24 PM

    Andrew W
    Oakland
    burger of choice- why does aaron brooks start over me

    ReplyDelete
  87. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Name: Farhan
    City: Arlington Heights
    Burger: Pakastani Burger

    ReplyDelete
  88. Romo has a heavy beat against the cowboys tonight. I wonder who in Vegas paid him off....

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