4:54
All right, some funny ones. I'll include one digit so you guys know I'm not lying.
Bob Sagat - xx3-xxx-xxxx
Horatio Sanz (xxx)-xxx-xxx3
Mark Summers - (xxx)-9xx-xxxx
IKEA - x8xx-xxx-xxxx
Mom - xxx-3xx-xxxx
No Carrie Underwood or Jessica Simpson, but oddly enough Enrique Iglasius is in here. (xxx-xxx-xx1x)
BRB - kick off.
4:48
Lot's of stars out tonight. I saw Bill Gates, Dave Grohl, Al Michaels, and of course: Yours truly.
Mike Holmgren just asked me how I was doing. I told him things were going well. He told me to keep my head up. I told him to stop looking like a Walrus.
Well, I didn't really say that, but I should have. I'm going to look for funny phone numbers in Homo's blackberry. BRB.
4:32PM
Homo and I were just warming up. I challenged him to a throwing contest.
Me: Let's see who can throw the ball farther.
Homo: Hold on, let me get loose here.
Me: Think you can hit those uprights from here?
Homo: No. Hold on. Let me just throw, man.
Me: I don't think you can either.
Homo: Okay.
Then I threw about a 70 yarder. Hit a camera guy right in the back of the neck. Oh, and for those of you wondering, Homo is not looking good. Pretty nervous. Very tight. I'm pretty relaxed though.
4:28PM - Seattle Time
Phew,
I thought Homo would never leave. He finally just took the field. Took his Blackberry. This thing is pretty sweet. I'm gonna try to figure out where tetris is. I'm really good at that game. Be back soon.
35 Minutes 'till game time. I'm gonna keep the comments section open for business. Feel free to introduce yourself. Let's hear everybodys 1)Name, 2)Location 3) Favorite Burger.
I'll start:
Drew B.
From Washington
Favorite Burger: Hasn't been invented yet.
Carson
ReplyDeleteCincinnati
Fatburger
Name: Mark
ReplyDeleteCity: Philadelphia
Burger: 1/2 pound hickory burger
I saw homo warming up, what are your thoughts on how he looks
Phil
ReplyDeleteNJ
Chilly Philly Cheese Bang ThickBurger
Cameron
ReplyDeleteIndianapolis
Triple Stacker from Burger King
Personally, Homo looks like...well... a homo.
Been looking forward to it all week Drew. Stay suited up though. I'm sure Parcells is going to have to pull Homo for poor play after the 1st quarter.
ReplyDeleteEdward
New Mexico
White Castle
Dax
ReplyDeleteOakland
Baa-Baa Burger (Lamb!)
JOSH RUMBIN
ReplyDeleteDIRTY JERZ
MUFF BURGER
david
ReplyDeletebloomington, IN
bacon cheeseburger
Jai
ReplyDeleteLos Angeles
Any burger eaten with Drew B.
(Brees, not Bledsoe)
Steve
ReplyDeleteDallas
BK Octo Stacker (8 patties)
ted
ReplyDeletegreenville
jazzburger (beef and hot sausage w/ bbq sauce)
Ed S
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia
Plain Quarter Pounder with Cheese
drew (just like you!)
ReplyDeletewashington (just like you :) (smiley face)
it hasnt been made yet but i've been thinking about inventing a bun-patty-patty-bacon-bun-chicken patty-patty-bacon-condiments( including a liqufied patty-bun) combo.
Mark
ReplyDeletePortland
Bacon Cheese Six Dollar Burger
Nick
ReplyDeletePortland
Chilly Philly Cheese Bang ThickBurger
Nathan
ReplyDeleteTampa
Double Dream Burger Extra Pickles
Wyatt
ReplyDeleteDallas
ultimate cheeseburger With egg
Travis
ReplyDeleteDallas
Big Mac
So Drew, why the hell aren't you starting, I was expecting to watch you rip apart the Seahawks secondary?
Will
ReplyDeleteSan Diego
4X4 In-an-Out Burger
Cowboy
ReplyDeleteUSA
BACON CHEESE
ROMO SUCKS
Name: Cat
ReplyDeleteCity: Dallas
Burger: Bacon Cheeseburger
Favorite burger
ReplyDeleteDefinitly not the Rothlis-burger
Tony H.
ReplyDeleteBurlington, WI
Salad
Ashley
ReplyDeleteChicago
Whopper w/ cheese - a classic.
Wes
ReplyDeleteJoliet, IL
A real butterburger
name: Abel
ReplyDeleteCity: Denton, Texas
Burger: Number 5 no tomatoes on a tosted bun... whatasized, from whataburger. (you live in Dallas drew, you know how good they are)
Homo's ugly and he cant read good.
Drew
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia
Drew Bledsoe Drew-Burger
Jason C.
ReplyDeleteOrlando, Fl
Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese!
Antonio Romo
ReplyDeleteSeattle, Alabama
T.O-Tuna Burger- That's when T.O sticks his meat between Parcells testicles and I bite right into it. Ususally topped with mayonaise
Brad Johnson
ReplyDeleteMinnesota
TouFu burger
can you give me a few pointers on how to be more mobile like you?
chase
ReplyDeletedenton, tx
double cheese burger with chili, bacon, and mushrooms
Martin
ReplyDeleteLondon, UK
Bacon double-cheese
Jules Winnfield
ReplyDeleteNew York, NY
Royale with Cheese
PHil
ReplyDeleteAustin
What-a-burger - Delish!!!
Let me say this..I don't care who's QB, we just need a win!~!
Bernard
ReplyDeleteCharlotte
Bubba Burger
Colin
ReplyDeleteWashington DC
Sourdough Jack
Thomas
ReplyDeleteLouisville
Genny's Sweet Daddy Burger
Name: Matt
ReplyDeleteCity: Denver
Burger: Chilly Philly Cheese Bang Thickburger
Traci
ReplyDeleteWisconsin
Bacon Cheese Burger
Dave
ReplyDeleteMichigan
Whopper w/ bacon and cheese topped with XL portion of Arby's Roast Beef
Sean
ReplyDeleteFort Worth
Tommy Burgers
Drew, do you know how jealous Matt Hassleback is of your talent, looks, charm, and most importantly your hair? Al Michaels interviewed him and asked him what else he wanted in life, Matt said, "Boy, It's pretty easy what I am missing in my life, I wish I had Drew Bledsoe's amazing hair."
ReplyDeleteCasey
ReplyDeleteAustin, Tx
Double Chili Ceese and Bacon Burger W/ French Fries(inside the burger)
Look at it this way Drew, you are basically getting paid to have better seats than those other fans, who probably coughed up more dough than T.O. did passes. Besides, it gives you more time to work on your live blog, and think up ways to burn Homo.
Benno
ReplyDeleteLondon, Ont
any cheese burger over 12 oz.
Jessica Simpson where's the pants in that relationship. Her sister told me the other day. She also told me Homo's peepee's an inny, so they can't have sex.
Jared
ReplyDeleteCharleston, SC
Double Thickburger with Bacon
Hey Drew, kinda deja vu here but I thought I just saw Homo hugging and chatting with Lance Bass. Did I see what I think I saw?
ReplyDeleteJess
ReplyDeleteAustin, TX
Fuddurckers - Buffalo Burger
Nick
ReplyDeleteRedmond, WA
Fatburger
Ty Law
ReplyDeleteKansas City
Peyton Manning Burger
j.j.
ReplyDeletebklyn
homoburger
Name: Vincent Vega
ReplyDeleteCity: Boston
Fav. Burger: Royale with cheese.
Nick
ReplyDeleteBoston
Pizza Bacon Cheeseburger (Instead of buns, just two slices of Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza separated by a 1/2 pound bacon cheeseburger).
By the way, this is maybe the greatest blog ever. I hope Homo breaks his arm twice tonight.
wow, great start from crapmatica. drew, you should be the kicker as well as the starting qb, you wouldve put the ball right at the 1 yard line everytime.
ReplyDeleteChase
Jay Mariotti
ReplyDeleteChicago (but temporarily stuck in New Orleans for the time being)
My cardiologist told me no more Ditka's Restaurant for me. Screw him. Any way to get some melted butter and bacon grease pumped into this IV?
PS - Drew, as soon as I get out of this damn hospital, I'll start a bitch and moan campaign to get Halas Hall to sign you. That Grossman bastard playing quarterback is killing me.
i am something of a "drew" enthusiast, and find your work (on and off the field) to be just short of god-like. i also feel that maurice jones-drew not winning the ROY award is a crime...
ReplyDelete...drew carey's cool too i suppose.
DJ G9D
ReplyDeleteStaten Island
Rodeo Burger
Seneca Wallace is in as a WR, did you ever think of coming in as a HB, holder, punter or somethin
Tom
ReplyDeleteFoxboro
Dennys Beer Barrel Pub Belly Bruiser
http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/IMAGES/newburgers.gif
Coach says next year you can stand on our sideline next year, if you buy a ticket.
John
ReplyDeleteHouston (GO IGGLES!)
Luther Burger
Akshay A
ReplyDeleteAtlanta
Whopper
Herb
ReplyDeleteFort Myers, Florida
Buffalo Mushroom Swiss Burger
Originally from New England, been a Bledsoe fan since your rookie year, can't wait to see the sweet deal BB will offer you to come back to pick up that poor excuse of a team that Tim Brady kid has been screwing up since you left.
Jon
ReplyDeleteLivingston, NJ
Fur Burger
hey drew, do you think homo ever cries himself to sleep? you're lookin' warm on the sidelines, btw. maintain that core temp, you'll be in soon.
ReplyDeleteJohn
ReplyDeleteSaratoga
Triple Prime Angus Burger
JOE
ReplyDeleteNEW JERSEY
qarter pounder with cheese burger
Peter
ReplyDeleteMilwaukee
Hamburger - No cheese, pickles, fried onions.
Drew - If Tony Homo was a burger, what kind of burger would he be?
Nsme: Tom Bradoe (I changed the spelling to show allegiance to my hero)
ReplyDeleteCity: Foxboro MA
Burger: The Big Drew Burger (2 11 ounce burger patties with 11 slices of pickles)
You spelled Witten wrong, why dont you know how to spell your own teammates name?
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ReplyDeleteWhen Homo loses this game for the Cowboys, what will be the first thing you will say to your coach afterwards?
ReplyDeleteIf you were a burger what kind would you be?
ReplyDeleteScott
ReplyDeleteFredericksburg
Big Mac
Drew, two questions; have you seen the movie 'GoodBurger'? If so, how many thumbs up would you give it?
To I own an autographed bledsoe jersey from 1997:
ReplyDeleteI made the Royale with Cheese joke like 15 minutes ago. Amateur.
Quarterbacks I hate:
ReplyDeleteTom Gaydy
Jeff Gaycia
Gaymond Huard
TONY HOMO
TONY HOMO
Bum
ReplyDeleteJersey
The free kind
John Madden
ReplyDeleteSeattle/Qwest Field stuck with this no good Al Michaels hogging up all the air time.
Madden Burger/ Double Turducken on Chili flavored Irish roll smothered in Outback Onion Bloomers
"Drew, I've got a video game cover that needs a front man, whaddayasay?"
Drew, look up three rows and to the left, my left, no wait, your left and look at the jungle jugs of the one in the purple top.
ReplyDeleteAnd Michaels just cut me off again!
Gwen
ReplyDeleteKinzers, PA (Formerly New England)
BK double chburger, plain.
OMG, I have never laughed so hard. This blog is sooo hysterical. I may need to get in touch with Mr. Bledsoe himself and tell him to read it. He has a great sense of humor, he'd love it. Keep it going, please.
Pete Hunter
ReplyDeleteSeattle/Tunnel @ Qwest Field
McDonald's CheeseSteak
Drew, did you see me fall on that fumble? To think I was trying to think of a way scam these people out of their mortgage before leaving for Border Patrol training, just last week.
lol.
I have to go, Coach said something about playing me both ways in the second half.
Drew, what it is?
ReplyDeleteI'm in South Irving waiting for a dub sack imagining how I should be starting right now instead of Homo.
How great would we be with me starting and you guiding me with your clip board?
Oh no, a cop just pulled up! TTYL
Snap.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Canada sucked.
Name: Fair Hooker
ReplyDeleteCity: Brooklyn, NY
Burger: The Burgermeister Meister Burger
What's up with Patrick Gay-ton catching that crappy Homo pass to score a touchdown before half? What did you ever do to him?
I can't stand the smell in this booth. At first I thought it was me but I'm sure that it's Michaels now.
ReplyDeleteEven though he just said it smelled like one of the prostitutes from last night in here. Whatever that means.
Hey Drew
ReplyDeleteMy GF drafted you in our postseason Fantasy Football league and wants to know when you're gonna get your ass in the game?!?
Please hurry, she's about to splode.
Could you please throw a few TD's to Terry Glenn cuz she's on my team.
Brian
ReplyDeletePittsburgh
Primanti's Steak 'n Cheese
Hey HOMO---got astroglide?
ReplyDeleteTom B.
ReplyDeleteBoston
Meadow Burger
Jeff
ReplyDeletePhilly
Furburger - NOT!
sako be
ReplyDeleteearth
the big kahuna burger
oh yah, tony homo is gino torretta's cousin
Andrew W
ReplyDeleteOakland
burger of choice- why does aaron brooks start over me
Name: Farhan
ReplyDeleteCity: Arlington Heights
Burger: Pakastani Burger
Romo has a heavy beat against the cowboys tonight. I wonder who in Vegas paid him off....
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